PHILLY GRAD

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YO !!!! YOUR 1 OF THE 60% OF PHILLY DUDES THAT MANAGED TO GRADUATE HS THIS YEAR.

THIS IS YOUR GRADUATION DAY SCHEDULE:

1 - SHOW UP 4 THE GRADUATION.

2 - GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN (GIVE THE CUSTOMARY GANG SIGN IN PHOTO)

3 - PARTICIPATE IN THE GRADUATION CEREMONY.

4 - EXIT THE HALL AND IMMEDIATELY BRAWL WITH OTHER GRADUATES.

5 - SHOOT A FELLOW GRADUATE OR GET SHOT.

6 - GO TO ER.

7 - (IF YOU SURVIVE) GO OUT TO PAT'S STEAK HOAGIES 4 DINNER WITH FAMILY.

(TAKE DAD TOO .... IF YOU KNOW WHO HE IS)

8 - (IF YOUR DECEASED) STAY PUT. FAMILY WILL RETURN HAT & GOWN.

ON THE WAY TO PAT'S .... AVOID PASSING BY RECENT MURDER VICTIMS FROM THE PREVIOUS EVENINGS SHOOTOUTS. IT'S DEPRESSING AND THE PERPS MAY STILL BE LURKING ABOUT.