MIKEY !!!!

I THINK HE LIKES IT !!!!

PHILLYS' NEW MAYOR HAS A HANDLE ON THE OFFICE ALREADY.

AS FAR AS CUTTING BACK ON ALL THE MURDERS IN THE CITY, THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNA DO IS MAKE IT A FELONY FOR ANY MURDERER WE CATCH THAT IS CARRYING A GUN WITHOUT A PERMIT.

BEGINING JUNE 1ST, EVERY MURDERER MUST REGISTER HIS OR HER GUN OR BE SUBJECT TO A STIFF FINE.

AND FOR THE POOR FOLKS OF THE CITY, WE'RE OPENING UP 16 CENTERS FOR THEM TO FILE THEIR TAXES FOR FREE. EACH CITIZEN IS ENTITLED TO A $4,700.00 REBATE. WE EXPECT 40 / 50,000 CITIZENS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY.

THIS ACT WILL SOLVE TWO PROBLEMS.

ONE: ROBBERS' AND MURDERERS' WILL CUT BACK ON ROBING 7/11s AND CONCENTRATE ON THE LOCALS.

TWO: A GOODLY NUMBER OF THESE FOLKS WILL BE ABLE TO PICK UP THEIR USUAL CHECKS, FOOD STAMPS, ETC., AND COLLECT THE 4700 BUCKS EXTRA ON THE WAY HOME, THE SAME DAY.

THAT MIKE ...... HE'S A NUT. YA GOTTA LOVE IT.