THE " SMELL " OF CIGARETTES

IS NOW CONSIDERED AS DANGEROUS AS SECOND HAND SMOKE.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO FIND YOURSELF INNOCENTLY WALKING INTO A ROOM THAT YOU SMELL OLD SMOKE, YOU SHOULD AVOID THE SMELLS AT ALL COST AND IMMEDIATELY SPRAY EVERYTHING WITHIN A 5 BLOCK AREA WITH YOUR FAVORITE AIR FRESHNER, LEST YOU BE STRUCK DOWN IN YOUR TRACKS.

OOOPPPSSS!!!

WHATS THAT YOU SAY?? NEW STUDY SAYS AIR FRESHNERS ARE POISON ??!!!!!

OK! OK! SO THIS IS LIKE A DOUBLE WARNING.

IF ANY OF YOU SMOKERS ENTER A ROOM THAT SMELLS OF AIR FRESHNER .......

GET CLOSE TO THE GROUND ...... NOT TOO CLOSE .... RUG CLEANERS ARE CHUCK FULL OF CANCER CAUSING AGENTS ...... AND WATCH OUT FOR ANY KIDS LEAD CONTAMINATED TOYS LAYIN AROUND ........... BACK UP, AND GO OUTSIDE WHERE YOU CAN ENJOY A COMFORTING SMOKE.