PAKISTANS' NUKES

PROBLEM:

PAKISTAN MIGHT NUKE INDIA

BIGGER PROBLEM:

IF THAT HAPPENS ................

DELLS TECH SUPPORT IS

SHOT TO HELL.

IN ORDER TO AVOID ANY DISRUPTION, DELL IS PRESENTLY ENGAGED WITH NY IRANIAN TAXI DRIVERS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN MULTI-TASKING WHILE TRANSPORTING AMERICAN AMERICANS TO & FRO.

IF THEY ARE SUCCESSFUL NEGOTIATIONS, AT LEAST YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO PRESS 1 WHEN MAKING A CALL. EVERYTHING WILL REMAIN THE SAME ....... YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL THEIR SAYING EITHER ..... BUT YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO GET TO TIMES SQUARE ...... AT LEAST WHERE YOUR CABI / TECH GUY THINKS IT IS.