GIVE ME SHELTER

ALABAMA ANNOUNCED THAT IT HAS PLANS TO OFFER SHELTER IN ABANDONED MINES THROUGHOUT THE STATE IN CASE OF A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OR SOME OTHER ATTACK.

THE CAVES WILL HOLD 300,000 ALABAMANS.

UNFORTUNATELY, THERE WILL BE NO FOOD, WATER OR BATHROOMS PROVIDED.

CITIZENS WILL THEN HAVE TO CHOSE BETWEEN BEING LOCKED UP WITH 300,000 REDNECKS WITH NO LAVATORY OR INSTANTANEOUS DEATH.

THIS SHOULD NOT BE A DIFFICULT DECISION TO MAKE.