RECALL # 260 KAJILLION

SOUP RECALL ANNOUNCEMENT

IF YOU FIND PIECES OF PLASTIC IN YOUR SOUP LARGER THAN A 59 BUICK .......

STOP IMMEDIATLY

THE GOOD NEWS:

THE SOUP IS NOT MADE

IN CHINA.

IT'S CONCOCTED RIGHT HERE IN DOWNTOWN CAMDEN NJ ..... THE LAND OF CLEAN AIR, PURE WATER, AND FRESH UNCLAIMED CORPSE.