NATIONAL MURDER CONTEST

SO FAR .... PHILADELPHIA IS WAY OUT IN FRONT BY REACHING ITS TARGET OF 300 MURDERS THIS YEAR.

(EAT YOUR HEART OUT CAMDEN)

THE MURDER BOOM HAS CREATED THE OPPORTUNITY FOR STATE TROOPERS TO PATROL CITY STREETS AS WELL AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS TO ADD THE HIRING OF AN ADDITIONAL

10,000 AFRO-AMERICAN POLICE OFFICERS TO ITS PAYROLL.

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THE FEAR THAT THE NUMBER OF OFFICERS MAY OUTWEIGH THE GENERAL POPULATION AND AT TIMES BE CONFUSED IN A CROSSFIRE SITUATION.

NOTE: SMOKING ..... NOW THE #2 HEALTH THREAT.