OBESITY CURE

- COMING SOON -

SEVERAL PHARMACEUTICAL FIRMS IN BRITAIN & EUROPE ARE DEVELOPING A CURE FOR OBESITY VIA ............

" GRASS ".

SO FOR ALL YOU FAT SOB's, PUT DOWN THOSE TWINKIES AND LOSE THOSE LATE NIGHT MICKEY Ds RUNS. THERE ARE DEFINITELY GOOD TIMES ON THE HORIZON. EVEN IF THIS DOESN'T WORK .... YOU REALLY WON'T GIVE A (BLEEP).

NOW THAT HEALTH FANATICS ARE BEGINING TO REALIZE THE BENEFICIAL EFFECTS OF BOOZE AND A GOOD JOINT ...... WE LOOK FORWARD TO ONCE AGAIN SUCKING ON A CLASSIC LUCKY STRIKE FOR SOME YET TO BE DISCOVERED MIRACLE OF MEDICINE. THEORISTS' HAVE ALREADY PUT FORTH THE NOTION THAT CIGARETTS, IN A CONTROLED ENVIRONMENT, OUTDOORS, HAVE BEEN USED TO WEEN ADDICTS OFF OF MARIJUANA ADDICTIONS.