" SMOKABLE DRUGS "

FINALLY, THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY HAS DEVELOPED THE NATURAL WAY TO TAKE YOUR DRUGS.

THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER TAKE YOUR ASPRIN IN THE OFFICE. YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING AND VENTURE OUT INTO THAT NO-MANS LAND OF "SMOKERS" IN ORDER NOT TO CONTAMINATE A FELLOW WORKER WITH 2ND HAND BAYER.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOU'LL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME WITH YOUR KIDS.