2006 IN REVIEW

This year, seems like just about every conceivable food item on supermarket shelves was contaminated or considered to be unhealthy. Produce was contaminated with Ecoli or whatever, meats were questionable and seafood was an absolute no no as usual. Sweet treats, tasty cakes and soft drinks were out obviously because of the national obesity threat. We also discovered that eating bread is yet another item that can cause Cancer.

The good news is that we’re about to legalize marijuana, red wine and beer are good for you, but only works if you stop smoking immediately. That way, when you depart from your local non-smoking bar, half hit in the ass from a variety of healthy beverages and enjoying a good joint on the way home, if your involved in a collision, at least you won’t put any other innocent civilian in danger with second hand smoke.

It’s been a great year to learn the benefit of rehabs. Lots of people entered rehab; movie stars, politicians, teachers, etc., etc.. Now you’ve got a great opportunity to do whatever you want that may not be socially acceptable, shed a tear, say your parents didn’t love you, enter rehab, and all is forgiven.
Freedom of speech was real big in 06. Now your child can saunter off to school in the morning, comfortable in the knowledge that he won’t be forced to say the "Pledge" or participate in any type of prayer. He can burn the U.S. flag at recess and sue the teacher for interfering.

The War. It’s not getting any better. We’re all still debating it. Everyone’s upset about it. All that really should be considered is the fact that once the fatalities in Iraq reach the murder rate in Philadelphia & Camden, we should bring our troops home.