THE REV

OL JESS GOTS HIS RIDE STOLE & STRIPPED WHILE GIVEN THE FOLKS ANOTHER SPEECH ABOUT THEY SHOULD ONLY BE DRIVEN THOSE TINY TIN CAN GREEN THINGS SO WE CAN SAVE DA PLANET.

OF COURSE HE'LL PROBABLY GET HIS CADILLAC SUV REPAIRED OR MAYBE REPLACED.

DA MAYOR OF DETROIT TOLD JESS NOT TO WORRY .... DA SAME TING HAPPENED TA HIM ONLY HIS WHEELS WAS ONLY A GIANT GMC YUKON.

LESSON: GO GREEN BOYS. NOBODY WILL STEAL A PIECE OF CRAP.