OL CHUCK RANGEL

JUST ONE MORE OF OUR DISTINGUISHED CONGRESSMAN OF 40 YEARS SEEMS TO BE A VICTIM OF BRAINFREEZE.

NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE "ETHICS" COMMITTE.

THE ICEMAN DIDN'T REALIZE THE "E" WORD EXISTED IN DC.

YOU SEE, IF YOU HAPPENED TO NOT PAY YOUR INCOME TAX ON HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ..... YOU PROBABLY WOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED. IN THIS SITUATION OL CHUCK MIGHT HAVE TO RETIRE ..... PROBABLY HAVE TO MAKE A SETTLEMENT OF SOME KIND .... NOT TO EXCEED 5 OR 6 HUNDRED BUCKS ..... BUT WON'T LEAVE BEFORE HE CAN MAKE A FEW MORE ADJUSTMENTS TO OUR TAX LAWS ..... OH YEAH .... THAT'S PART OF CHUCKS JOB ... BETWEEN GIFT VACATIONS .... YADA, YADA, YADA.

OF COURSE HE'LL RETAIN HIS MULTIZILLION DOLLAR PENSION +++. YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE POOR MAN TO STARVE ..... AND YOU MOST CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LABELED A RACIST.

FUNNY HOW THE WORDS "ETHICS" AND "THEFT" ARE INTERCHANGEABLE IN DC ... AINT IT????