ANOTHER STUDY:

BRAIN CANCER

NEW STUDY SUGGESTS CELL PHONES MAY OR MAY NOT CAUSE BRAIN CANCER.

IT COULD BE FROM 8 HRS A DAY ON YOUR COMPUTER.

IT COULD BE FROM WATCHING TV 4 / 5 HRS A NIGHT ON THE PORNO CHANNEL.

IT COULD BE FROM WATCHING YOUR POPCORN POP IN YOUR MICROWAVE.

IT COULD BE FROM VOLCANIC ASH PARTICLES.

IT'S MORE THAN LIKELY CAUSED BY OBAMER MANIACLE DISORDER.

ALL IN ALL .... WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE "BLEEP" IS CAUSING THE PROBLEM.

FOR MORE INFO .... CALL CELL # "MY BRAIN HURTS"

OK ..... TIME FOR A SMOKE BREAK.