BILLIONAIR NANCE WANTS A

HUNDRED GRAND

BY MONDAY

NOOOO!! IT'S NOT FOR JUST ANOTHER FACELIFT OR JET FUEL FOR THE WEEKEND.

IT'S TO FIGHT THOSE GOD AWFULL REPUBLICANS AGAIN.

ICEMAN: NANCE .... CAN'T YA JUST TAKE THAT OUTA YOUR OWN POCKET??

NANCE: YOUR KIDDING ...RIGHT? SIDES ..... I DON'T CARRY ANY LOOSE CHANGE.

THE SENATOR HAS PASSED:

AND NOW BARRY AND HIS BOYS WANT THE DEM GANG TO

" GIVE ONE 4 THE GIPPER! "

AND PASS A GOVT. HEALTHCARE BILL THAT NOBODY WANTS AND WILL NEVER EVER NEVER EVER

NEVER

GIVE YOU THE CARE THAT THE SENATOR RECEIVED DURING HIS ILLNESS.

NOW THAT'S BALLSY BARRY.

LUCKY WINNER OF

STIMULUS LOTTERY

YES ..... I'M ONE OF THE LUCKY

3,900

JAILBIRDS THAT GOT A

STIMULUS CHECK.

FOR A SECOND THERE BARRY, WE THOUGHT YOU FORGOT ABOUT US.

YOU DA MAN DUDE !!!!

IIIII DUUNNNOOOO!!!!

OK. SO WE DUUNNOO IF IT'S A BOY OR GIRL. THIS WILL REQUIRE ALOT A TESTS AND OTHER STUFF.

ICEMAN: WE KIN AVOID ALL THAT IF YA WANNA.

IMMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW ??.... IDIOT.

ICEMAN: HEY #6 !!!!!!

DROP TROW SWEETY!!

DONE AND DONE.

NOW WE NO

NOBODY WANTS TA VOTE FOR MY NEW RAZZLE DAZZLE HEALTHCARE BILL.

WHY!!!!!

I'LL TELL YA WHY!!

THE REPUBLICANS ARE RUNNING A SECRET CONSPERACY AGIN ME

OR

(EVEN THOUGH WE OWN THE CONGRESS, THE SENATE AND THE OBAMA COMPOUND)

IT'S THAT SOB BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!

THINK HE'D BE INTERESTED IN A CZARSHIP????????????

BIG JOHNS AIRPORT

ICEMAN: SOOO JOHNY ..... WHAT MADE YOU THINK YOU NEEDED YOUR OWN AIRPORT?

MURTHA: WELL .... FER 1 THING ... IF PELOSI CAN HAVE HER OWN AIRPLANES .... I SURE AS HELL CAN HAVE MY OWN AIRPORT.

ICEMAN: HOW MUCH DID THIS BABY COST THE TAXPAYERS JOHNY?

MURTHA: THROUGH MY CONNECTIONS .... WE GOT ER DONE FER JUST SHORT OF 200 MIL. .

ICEMAN: WOW!! AND ABOUT HOW MANY FOLKS USE THIS THING JOHN.

MURTHA: IT'S A BUSY PLACE ..... COUNTING ME ..... I'D SAY ABOUT 20 A DAY.

ICEMAN: NOT BAD!!!!!! THAT'S ABOUT PAR. BOY ..... I HOPE NONE OF YOU GUYS GO OVERBOARD WITH THIS KIND OF STUFF.

BARBY

(DON'T CALL ME MAM)

BOXER

LOOKS LIKE THE FRISCO

(CALL ME SENATOR) HAS A CHALLENGER FOR RE-ELECTION.

THE DEMS FEAR THAT THE CHALLENGER COULD BE MORE NUTS THAN BARB.

IF THAT'S TRUE ...... HE / SHE WILL WIN .... HANDS DOWN.

GOVERNMENT RUN

HEALTH CARE

LOOKS LIKE MOST NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HAVING THEIR LIVES PUT IN THE GOVERNMENTS HANDS.

GEE!! I DON'T KNOW WHY ...... EVERYTHING THEY DO SEEMS SO EFFICIENT ................

OK!!! SO NOW BARRY WILL EVEN MAKE GOOD USE OF THIS FLAG WHEN TRAVELING TO OTHER FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND APOLOGIZING FOR ALL THE BAD STUFF THE USA HAS DONE TO THEM.

T SHIRT

JUST INTRODUCED AS THE LATEST AND THE GREATEST NEW STYLE ...... WITH A STATEMENT.

AND A TRUE STATEMENT IT IS.

AS MOST COUNTRIES THAT OUR LATINAS' AND LATINOS' HAVE LEFT ARE MORE OR LESS IN COMPLETE CHAOS ......... THEY HAVE DECIDED TO RESIDE IN A COUNTRY THAT NOBODY SEEMS TO WANT TO LEAVE ....... AND IF YOU CAN'T........ OR WON'T ......... GET A JOB ....... YOU CAN STILL GET A CHECK.

NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A WISE CHOICE.

OHHHH NNOOOO!!!

ANOTHER ONE OF OUR

ILLUSTRIOUS CONGRESSMEN

FOUND GUILTY OF BRIBES!!!

NOW WHOODA THOUGHT THAT?

THIS POOR DEVIL COULDN'T CONVINCE THE JUDGE THAT THE $90,000 THEY FOUND IN HIS FREEZER WAS LEGIT.

APPARENTLY DA JUDGE NEVER HEARD OF KEEPING SOME

COLD HARD CASH AROUND FOR EMERGENCY OR MAYBE A QUICK GETAWAY WEEKEND.

I REST MY CASE

TIME MAG. JUST RELEASED AN IN DEPTH STUDY THAT STATES EXERCISE DOES

NOT

LET YOU LOSE WEIGHT!

SO THERE !!!!!!!!

BBBUUURRRPPP

THE BATTERIES IN MY CLICKER ARE DEAD AGAIN .... AND I'M FRESH OUTA SMOKES.

ANYBODY GOIN BY THE LIQUOR STORE????

IN AN EFFORT TO

SAVE THE TREES:

THE TREASURY WILL ISSUE

A NEW BILL.

UNLESS OF COURSE .............

MASTER CARD EXTENDS OUR CREDIT LIMIT.

CASH 4 CLUNKERS

IT'S A WIN WIN WIN

SITCHIAATION!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE'S HOW SHE WORKS:

IF YOU GOTS A 3 OR 4 HUNDRED BUCK JUNKER CAUSE YA CAN'T AFFORD A NEW RIDE .............

ALL YA GOTS 2 DO IS MOSEY ON OVER TO DA CLOSEST CAR DEALER AND PICK OUT ONE A THEM BRAND SPANKIN NEW SET A WHEELS. IT DON'T EVEN HAVE TA BE "MADE IN AMERICA". THEY'LL GIVE YA 4500 BUCKS FER YERS.....IT'S ON UNCLE SAM.

COOL !!!!!!!!!

DA SALESMANS REAL HAPPY AND WILL LOAD THAT BABY UP WITH ALL THE EXTRAS THAT HE CAN FIND........ AT STICKER PRICE OF COURSE.

ALL YA GOTTA DO NOW ............ IS MAKE THOSE MONTHLYS OF 3 OR 400 PER MTH FER THE NEXT 5 OR 6 YEARS.

OOOOOHHHHH!!!!! YA CAINT DO THAT?? YA SAY YOUR OUTA WORK AN YA MIGHT BE LOOSIN YOUR HOUSE???

GUESS WE'LL BE REVISITING THIS HERE PROGRAM REAL SOON.

HERE'S DA KEYS.