NEWS HEADLINE

WE'RE BROKE

AT'S A SHAME. I'M SURE LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL MISS THEIR BIASED REPORTING AND ALL THAT BIRD CAGE LINING.

EVER BEEN THE SUBJECT OF A STORY? IF THE ANSWER IS "YES", MORE THAN LIKELY THE STORY WAS SO DISTORTED, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE. IF IT WAS FRONT PAGE ...... AND WRONG ..... YOU COULD BANK ON A CORRECTION IN FINE PRINT, IN THE MIDDLE PAGE, ON THE BOTTOM OF SOME LATER ... MUCH MUCH LATER EDITION.

ONE GOOD THING THE ICEMAN HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE THREAT OF THESE BANKRUPTCIES.

PAYBACKS A BITCH. ( BLEEP) EM.