ICEMAN DEFINITIONS - # 5

1 - PROFIT

NOW SPELLED "PRO FIT"

THIS HAPPENS WHEN A SPORTS CELEB COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS NEW 60 MIL$ CONTRACT BEING TOO CHEAP.

2 - CAPITAL MANAGEMENT:

YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISER SUGGESTS YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY THE SAME WAY AS DC.

3 - BANKRUPTCY:

THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASK YOUR BANK PRESIDENT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR $. HE GRABS YOUR PORTFOLIO, TURNS HIS HEAD ...... AND COUGHS.

4 - INFLATION:

ALL COMPANIES GROUP TOGETHER AND BLOW HOT AIR UP YOURS.

5 - DEFLATION:

NOW: DROP THE "E"

COMPANIES WLL NOW USE D FLATION TACTIC.

THE PROCESS OF A COMPANY OR GOVERNMENT INFLATING PRICES FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

6 - GRASSROOTS:

SOMETHING YOU SMELL AFTER YOUR BANKRUPT AND HOMELESS.

7 - CRISIS:

NOW: CRY SIS

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TELL YOUR SISTER YOUR BROKE.

8 - ENTREPRENEUR:

NOW MEANS: ENTER MANURE

9 - CONFIDENCE:

DENSE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THE CONS IN CONGRESS.

10 - UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE:

EMPLOYMENT IS TEMPORARILY IN SEWER. AKA (INSEWERANCE)