LIGHTER BAN

NOW YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LIGHTER ON THE PLANE ONCE AGAIN.

THREE REASONS:

1 - U CAN'T SMOKE NO PLACE NO MO.

2 - IF YA CRASH IN DA JUNGLE YA DON'T HAVTA KNOW HOW TA START A BONFIRE WITH STICKS.

3 - EJUMICATED TERRORISTS' DON'T CARRY FUSES NO MO.

A LARGE NUMBER OF AIRPORT EMPLOYEES ARE PROTESTING DA BAN CAUSE DEY BIN MAKIN A NICE BUCK ON ALL DA LIGHTERS DEY LIFTED FROM PASSENGERS.