2 BILLION BUCKS

JUST DON'T FORGET WE GOT 20 COMMANDMENTS NOW, WE KINDA SORTA CHANGED THE MASS AROUND AND NO BABY WILL GO TO HELL IF WE DON'T SPRITZ EM WITH ITALIAN WATER.

IN THE FUTURE, WE BEEN THINKING ABOUT USING IMPORTED BOTTLED WATER WITH A SPRAY TOP ..... LIKE WINDEX.

UGGHHH. OH! WE ALSO GONNA ADD LIKE A COUPLE A EXTRA COLLECTIONS DURIN THE NEW MASS AN DA ANNUAL BLOCK COLLECTION WILL NOW BE A MONTHLY COLLECTION.

WE WANNA OFFER ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS A 30% DISCOUNT ON CONTRIBUTIONS BUT WILL STILL GUARANTEE SALVATION IF THEY KEEP THEIR MITS OFF DA POOR BOX AND CUT DA GRASS ONCE IN AWHILE. NO FOOD STAMPS OR PESOS WILL COUNT AS BUCKS EXCEPT ON CINCO DE MAYO.

CONFESSIONS WILL BE HEARD ONLY ON EVERY OTHER TUESDAY FROM 1PM TO 2 PM. THE REST OF THE TIME HAS BEEN BOOKED FOR DA NEXT 12 YEARS FOR OUR EMPLOYEE'S THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN ACCUSED OF ANYTHING OR ARE FREE ON BAIL.

PS: ANYBODY WANNA BUY ONE OF OUR PLACES, OR MAYBE THINKIN FRANCHISE, LET ME KNOW. LONG TERM LEASES ARE AVAILABLE PROVIDING YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER AS A PREDATOR YET AND YOU CAN GET INSURANCE.