" IRELAND "

- IN THE NEWS -

# 1 - WE HAVE TOTALLY ELIMINATED SMOKING FROM ALL PUBS & RESTAURANTS 100%.

ALL IRISH PEOPLE ARE NOW MUCH HEALTHIER.

# 2 - ALL OF OUR CURRENCY IS NOW CONTAMINATED WITH CRACK COCAINE 100%.

A LARGE NUMBER OF IRISHMEN ARE HEALTHIER BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHY.