WHAT A SHAME.

THE ICEMAN IS GOING TO MISS:

WAITING IN LINE FOREVER

THE LONG FACES ON NASTY DRONES THAT GREET YOU

THOSE INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS WITH WORKERS THAT HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A CINDERBLOCK

THE LATE MAIL

THE CRUNCHED MAIL

THE MISSING MAIL

THE LOST MAIL

THE MORE THAN REASONABLE COST OF MAILING A LETTER WHICH RISES YEARLY

AND OF COURSE, WE'LL ALL MISS CONTRIBUTING BILLIONS MORE EACH YEAR TO KEEP THE INCOMPETENT SYSTEM ALIVE

THANK GOODNESS WE STILL HAVE THE DMV