NEW STUDY

HANG YOUR ARM OUT THE WINDOW ..... YOU GET CANCER.

SO WATCH OUT.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CONVERTIBLE ..... YOUR TOAST.

IF YOU JOG ...... TOAST.

GOLF ........ TOAST.

GO FOR A WALK ....... TOAST.

SUNBATHE ..... BURNT TOAST.

RELAX ......... LIGHT UP A SMOKE (LUNG CANCER)....... GET ON YOUR CELL (BRAIN CANCER) ........ SIT BACK ON YOUR NEW SOFA (CHEMICAL CANCER AGENTS) .... TURN ON THE TV ( RADIATION CANCER) ............ AND CHECK IF A METEOR IS GOING TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE CONTAMINATED OCEAN BEFORE OR AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE HITS.

HAVE A NICE DAY.