NEWS

FROM THE SURGEON GENERAL

SHE HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT ONE (1) PUFF WILL DEFINITELY KILL BOTH YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND MAY ELIMINATE ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.

THE SG RECOMMENDS SWITCHING TO GRASS ASAP.

SHE WILL MAKE A FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING HER NEXT THERAPY SESSION.