A PICTURE IS WORTH ^

OR

$20,000,000,000.00

OR ..... TO GULF VICTIMS

MINUS - GOVT. FEES TO HANDLE DISPURSEMENT - +/- 20%

MINUS - YOUR LAWYERS FEE - +/- 30%

MINUS - IRS TAX ON WHATEVER CRUMBS REMAIN - +/- 30%

SOOOOO!!!!! THAT NEST EGG WILL COME IN REAL HANDY BEANS YOUR BANK HAS ALREADY SEIZED YOUR HOME, REPOED THE BOAT (YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THAT ANY TIME SOON ANYWAY), REPOSSESSED THE FAMILY TRUCKSTER ..... AND YOU FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY MONTHS AGO.

THIS GIVES YOU THE OPPORTUNITY FOR FRESH INVESTMENT. I HEAR BEACHFRONT PROPERTY IS AT AN ALL TIME LOW AND MORTGAGE RATES CONTINUE TO SHRINK.