MY KINDA GIRL

GOOD THING .........

THERE REALLY HASN'T BEEN THAT MANY

SUN WORSHIPPERS

OVER THE YEARS.

GEEZZZ!!!!

AND HERE THE ICEMAN WAS JUST ABOUT READY TA QUIT CIGS AND TAKE UP SUNBATHING.

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

WHAT THE (BLEEP) .... PLEASE PASS THE MARLBORO'S & COPPERTONE.

WEED

AINTCHA GLAD THEY DUMPED ALL THOSE OLD FASHIONED

CIGARETTE MACHINES

NOW .... LET'S LOOK INTO THAT COKE THING.

WATTA YA SAY DUDE?

VIETNAM VET

NOT !!!!!!!

MULTIPLE

DEFERMENTS

MORE MY STYLE.

ANOTHER STUDY:

BRAIN CANCER

NEW STUDY SUGGESTS CELL PHONES MAY OR MAY NOT CAUSE BRAIN CANCER.

IT COULD BE FROM 8 HRS A DAY ON YOUR COMPUTER.

IT COULD BE FROM WATCHING TV 4 / 5 HRS A NIGHT ON THE PORNO CHANNEL.

IT COULD BE FROM WATCHING YOUR POPCORN POP IN YOUR MICROWAVE.

IT COULD BE FROM VOLCANIC ASH PARTICLES.

IT'S MORE THAN LIKELY CAUSED BY OBAMER MANIACLE DISORDER.

ALL IN ALL .... WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE "BLEEP" IS CAUSING THE PROBLEM.

FOR MORE INFO .... CALL CELL # "MY BRAIN HURTS"

OK ..... TIME FOR A SMOKE BREAK.

DON'T BE TOO QUICK TO JUDGE

JUST BECAUSE THE GIRL PLAYS A MEAN GAME OF BALL, LOVES TO PLAY POKER, WALKS WITH A STRUT, DOESN'T DATE MEN, AND WEAR MENS OUTFITS ......

DOESN'T NECESSARILY SPELL OUT "LESBO".

SOME OBJECT TO HER INEXPERIENCE.

WHY IS THAT SO IMPORTANT ALL OF A SUDDEN?

WE ELECTED A PRESIDENT WITH LESS.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER " RUN OF THE MILL " POSITION ON THE MOST POWERFUL COURT IN THE UNITED STATES THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.

BIG DEAL ....... EVEN IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A WARPED SENSE OF REALITY, HOW MUCH COULD IT AFFECT YOUR JUDGEMENT?

BARRY & THE CREW GIVE HER "THUMBS UP". BOY .... HARVARD REALLY PUMPS THEM OUT DON'T THEY?

YEP !!!! IT'S TRUE.

NOW YOU WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY AT THE END OF THE WEEK ..... AFTER ALL YOUR BILLS ARE PAID .... TO TAKE THAT TWO OR THREE GRAND LEFT-OVER BUCKS AND BUY SOME BULLION AT YOUR CORNER STORE ...........

WHY CARRY ALL THAT EXTRA CASH WHEN YOU CAN SQUEEZE IT INTO AN OUNCE OR TWO OF

GOLD.

THE GOOD NEWS: SOON TO BE GONE ... THOSE PESKY ATM ROBBERS.

CAN'T WAIT TILL THEY ARRIVE IN CAMDEN OR NORTH PHILLY.

IT'S HERE !!!!!!!!

NOW YOU CAN TEST YOURSELF IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HACIENDA.

FIND OUT RIGHT NOW IF YOUR GOING TO GET CANCER, ALZHEIMERS, DIABETES AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF DISEASES.

ISN'T THAT GREAT!!!??

SO NOW, INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT IT ..... YOU CAN GET RIGHT DOWN TO FULL SCALE DEPRESSION WHEN YOU GET YOUR RESULTS.

HAVE A NICE DAY ...... REMEMBER ...... DON'T SMOKE ..... WAIT A SEC ..... MAYBE THAT WON'T KILL YA.

PAIN IN THE NECK

I'M JUST SAYIN ..... IF SOMEBODY "ACCIDENTALLY" WALLOPED YA ACROSS THE NECK WITH A NINE IRON ..............

NEW :

PRESIDENTIAL

CANCER REPORT

APPARENTLY, CIGARETTES AREN'T THE ONLY CAUSE OF CANCER.

DUHHHHHH!!!

THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID CANCER IT SEEMS, IS TO:

MOVE AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM THE CITY

STOP EATING EVERYTHING

STOP DRINKING ANY LIQUIDS

STOP SMOKING .... THAT'S A GIVEN .... EXCEPT MARIJUANA

STOP USING CELL PHONE IMMEDIATELY

STOP ALL XRAYS AND SCANNERS

AFTER YOU ACCOMPLISH THESE THINGS, YOU WILL BE HEALTHIER

JUST KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR RADON.

EXCEPT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50% - TOO MUCH GOVT.

50% - TOO MUCH SALARIES

75% - TOO MUCH PENSIONS

75% - TOO MUCH UNION

100% - TOO MANY GUARANTEE'S

TOO MUCH WELFARE

TOO MUCH BAILOUT

TOO MUCH INCOME TAX

TOO MUCH PROPERTY TAX

TOO MUCH STATE TAX

VAT TAX

TOO MANY CRIMINALS IN DC

TOO MANY CRIMINALS ON WALL STREET

AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT BARRY & THE BOYS FROM CHICAGO

EVER HEAR ABOUT THE BIG BANG?????

YOUR ABOUT TO WITNESS ONE ............. IN REAL TIME

AND ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY

$32,000,000.00 !!!!

WHAT THE (BLEEP) AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ON?

AT'S A SHAME CONEHEAD.

I FEEL YOUR PAIN.