BEGINS ARRESTING ..........

ILLEGAL

IMMIGRANTS

REPERCUSSIONS:

THE GOOD NEWS:

EMERGENCY ROOMS - EMPTY

SCHOOLS - HALF VACANT

BOOKS PRINTED IN ENGLISH

NO NEED TO PRESS 1

THE BAD NEWS:

DRAMATIC INCREASE IN OVERGROWN GRASS

HALF WELFARE OFFICES WILL CLOSE

SUDDEN DROP-OFF OF IN TEQUILA SALES

PRISON POPULATION WILL INCREASE 500%