FINALLY!! A BENEFIT!!

NEW STUDY:

FROM THE JOURNAL "NEUROLOGY"

SMOKERS DON'T GET PARKINSON'S DISEASE ............

HOWEVER ..... ACCORDING TO THE COMMERCIALS ON TV ........

YOU STILL MIGHT HAVE TO CONTEND WITH ......

BALDNESS ... DRY EYE SYNDROME ... RINGING IN THE EARS ... SNORING PROBLEMS ... ACID REFLUX ... FROZEN SHOULDER SYNDROME ... ARTHRITUS ... NAIL FUNGUS ... CLOGGED ARTERIES ... ASTHMA ... LIVER DISEASE ... PROSTATE PROBLEMS ... ERECTILE DISFUNCTION ... SHAKING LEG SYNDROME ... DEPRESSION ...... ALZHEIMERS ... ETC., ETC.

OF COURSE, THERE ARE REMEDIES ..... WHICH, OF COURSE, MAY HAVE A FEW SIDE EFFECTS ..... LIKE "SUDDEN DEATH".

THE SMOKING LAMP IS LIT.

SMOKE EM IF YA GOT EM. IF YOU CAN STILL AFFORD THEM.