CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

NANCE & HARRY HAVE MANAGED TO PASS A HEALTHCARE BILL.

HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS:

1- THEY ACTUALLY WERE WORKING ON A "SATURDAY" OF ALL DAYS!!!

2- 220 CONGRESSMEN WILL BE REGISTERED AS PSYCHICS BECAUSE THEY NEVER READ THE

2000 PAGES.

3- 220 MILLIONAIRES WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY THIS CATASTROPHE.

AND THE BESTEST NEWS FOR YOU GUYS:

THE H1N1 FLU SHOTS WILL BE AVAILABLE MID-2010 AS SOON AS THE CRISIS HAS PASSED.