FDIC

WANTS TO BORROW MONEY FROM THE BANKS:

OK!!!! COOL!!

BANK: DO YOU HAVE GOOD CREDIT?

FDIC: I DUN NO. WE'RE IN DA HOLE FER A FEW TRILLION.

BANK: WHO OWES YOU THIS DOUGH??

FDIC: YOU DO.

BANK: AND YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO GET PAID SOME TIME???

FDIC: I DUN NO.

BANK: OKEY DOKEY. YOUR ALL SET.

FDIC: SAY! ...... WHO'S GUARANTEEING THIS HERE LOAN ANYWAY????

BANK: DA FDIC!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME ??????????????????????