THE SENATE WILL NOW MAKE ROOM FOR ANOTHER CLOWN AS SOON AS THEY CAN PRY ALS LIPS OFF BARRY'S DERRIERE.

POOR BERNIE

GONNA HAVTA DO SOME TIME IN THE CALABOOSE.

EVEN THE LITTLE WOMAN HAS TO TURN IN HER TINY 80 MILLION BUCK PIGGY BANK. NOW THAT'S A CRYIN SHAME. ALL THOSE A&P COUPONS UP IN SMOKE. SOMETIMES IT JUST DON'T PAY TO BE A SAVER.

BERNIE DOESN'T SEEM TO SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS ALL ABOUT EITHER ....... NONE OF THESE WELL-HEALED (BLEEPERS) BITCHED ABOUT GETTING 30 TA 40% ON THEIR DOUGH WHILE THE LITTLE PEOPLE WERE LUCKY TO GET 3 & 4%.

BOY!!! TALK ABOUT FRIENDS. GEEEEZZZZ!!!!!

SOOOO OK ...... I MET THIS CHICK ON DA NET AND I FIGURED I MIGHT SPLIT TO ARGENTINA AND MAYBE BECOME A GAUCHO ......... RATHER THAN THIS GOVERNOR GIG.

NO MATTER REALLY ..... I STILL GET MY CHECK.

BOO HOOOOO

DECISIONS

DECISIONS

DECISIONS

IT'S NOT EASY.

NOW THAT JUST ABOUT EVERY KNOWN COMPANY I CAN THINK OF IS BANKRUPT ...... AND THE STATES ARE FOLLOWING THEIR LEAD .... I THOUGHT .....

WHY NOT TAKE OVER WHO'S SMOKING WHAT? FACT IS .... WE'RE STILL SMOKIN DUDE. I MEAN ..... SO WHO'S GONNA NOTICE?

CAN'T WAIT TA GET INTO THE POT BUSINESS. NO WARNINGS NEEDED. IT'S GOOD FOR YA. ASK ANYBODY.

FRAUD

WARNING

SEEN THESE TV ADS LATELY???

SO THE NEXT TIME YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY SCREWS YOU OUT OF YOUR CLAIM BECAUSE OF THE ILLEGIBLE

FINE PRINT

ON YOUR POLICY ............

OOHHHH!!! THE WARNINGS FOR US????

GEEEZZ!!

THIS AD MUST GO OVER BIG TIME IN NEW ORLEANS.

FLY MURDERED

YESTERDAY, THE WHITE HOUSE FLY WAS MURDERED BY BARRY DURING AN INTERVIEW ON NATIONAL TV.

ALL ATTEMPTS TO REVIVE THE FLY FAILED.

THE RECENTLY APPOINTED FLY CZAR WAS IN THE ROOM AT THE TIME AND SUFFERED A STROKE.

PETA IS DEMANDING A FULL INVESTIGATION. THE WHITE HOUSE SWAT TEAM REFUSED TO COMMENT ON THE INCIDENT.

THE WH FLY WILL BE PUT TO REST NEXT WEEK WITH A FULL STATE CEREMONY INCLUDING A 21 SWAT SALUTE.

PUNISHMENT

FINALLY .... SOME OF THESE GITMO PRISONERS ARE MADE TO PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES.

ALREADY ..... 4 OF THEM HAVE BEEN DROPPED OFF IN BERMUDA.

EACH ONE WAS GIVEN ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS AND FORCED TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES.

SIX MORE WERE BANISHED TO AN ISLAND WE FOUND FAR AWAY AND ONLY PAID TWO HUNDRED MILLION BUCKS.

THE REST OF THE CRITTERS AT GITMO HAVE BEGUN PROTESTS OVER CONCERN ABOUT WHERE THEY MIGHT BE FORCED TO GO, MIGHT NOT HAVE A BEACH.

THAT BARRY IS ONE TOUGH PRESIDENTIAL HOMBRE.

LOYALTY AWARD

AS A PROUD OWNER OF A DODGE MAGNUM ... CHRYSLER HAS DETERMINED THAT THE ICEMAN, AND THOUSANDS OF OTHER GOOD AND FAITHFUL PATRONS SHOULD RECEIVE A ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR CERTIFICATE TOWARD THEIR NEXT PURCHASE IN ORDER TO RETAIN BUSINESS.

NOW THAT IS A WONDERFUL INCENTIVE ........................

OOOPPS ..... ONE LITTLE PROBLEM IN THE FINE PRINT.

THERE'S ONLY TWO EXCLUSIONS:

1 - YA CAN'T USE IT ON MOST CHRYSLER PRODUCTS

2 - YA CAN'T USE IT ON MOST DODGE PRODUCTS

LOOKS LIKE CHRYSLER WILL BE UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME.

HEY KING DUDE!!!!!

WASSUP?????

FIGURED I'D STOP BY TA VISIT ALL MY MUSLIM BUDS.

YA KNOW ..... THE U.S. IS A MUSLIM COUNTRY NOW DONTCA KNOW.

THAT 9/11 BUSINESS ...... FAGET ABOUD IT.

YEP ..... THESE SAPS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING. AS A MATTER A FACT ..... I JUST TOOK OVER A WHOLE BUNCH A BANKS, CORPORATIONS AND A LOTTA OTHER STUFF. THIS MINORITY CRAP IS PAYIN OFF BIG TIME.

SAY ......... YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THE MARKET FER SOME FRESH WHEELS WOULD YA?? GET YOU A HOME RUN BUY ON AN 09. STRAP ON AN M60 AND YOUR IN BUSINESS.

HERE'S MY CARD: CALL BARRY: (WHITE HOUSE) WASHINGTON DC

GM & CHRYSLER SPECIALIST

CHRYSLER

BANKRUPT

LOOKS LIKE X CEO LEE WILL LOSE HIS PENSION JUST LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER RETIREES'.

OF COURSE THE X EXECS GOT A LITTLE MORE IN PENSION THAN A FEW OTHER FOLKS .... BUT NOBODY REALLY KNOWS WHAT THAT IS.

AT ANY RATE .... ONE LITTLE EXTRA TIDBIT WAS A COMPANY CAR .... FOR LIFE. AND I FOR ONE WOULD SAY "AND WHY NOT?". ANY BIG TIME RETIRED EXEC SHOULD HAVE A NEW CHRYSLER TO TOOL AROUND TOWN IN ......

OH ... IT'S A $350,000.00 MAYBACH???

OUCH!!! OK ........ SO IT'S A COUPLA BUCKS MORE THAN A "300". THE ICEMAN HEARD THEIR PRETTY GOOD ON GAS.