JOHNNY RESIGNED

THE ICEMAN KINDA LIKES THAT WORD "LYNCH" IN THE NAME.

YA THINK ANY CUSTOMER OF MERRILLs MIGHTA HAD THAT IDEAR ROLLIN AROUND IN THEIR GOURD AFTER INVESTING WITH ONE OF THESE MILLION BUCK SO-CALLED "FINANCIAL ADVISERS"???

ANYWAY .... JOHNNYS OUT..... LEAVING BEHIND ONLY HIS NEWLY 1 MILLION BUCK RENOVATED OFFICE ...... SOON TO BE PROBABLY RE-RENOVATED.

THE ICEMAN DOES HAVE A LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR JOHNNYS DRIVER. THIS POOR SOB IS DESPARATELY TRYING TO REPLACE HIS OWN 200 THOU A YEAR JOB. AIN'T LIFE A (BLEEP).

I R S

TIMMY'S THE GUY. HE'S THE ONE CHOSEN TO BE THE BRAND NEW HEAD OF THE IRS .... AND THEY COULDN'T HAVE MADE A BETTER CHOICE.

TIMMY CAN SMELL A CHEATER A MILE AWAY. HE TESTED THE SYSTEM ITSELF BY NOT PAYING TAXES FOR A FEW YEARS ... OK ...4 OR FIVE YEARS.

SO??

IN OTHER EARTHSHAKING NEWS:

"ROSIE"

HAS QUIT DRINKING BEER!!

HE SHOULD BE CONGRATULATED.

GET READY !!!!!!!!!!!

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE OFF

TO MAKING CHANGE.

SO FAR:

WE SEEMED TO HAVE MISPLACED 350 BILLION BUCKS.

DESPARATELY WANT TO GIVE AWAY 350 BILLION MORE TO SOMEBODY FOR SOMETHING.

HIRED THE SUPER EXECS FROM THE LOST GIVEAWAY DEALS TO KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DOUGH.

HIRED THE NEW HEAD OF THE IRS WHO FEELS HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES HIMSELF.

HIRED A SEC. OF STATE WHO IS HOOKED UP WITH AN IMPEACHED, DISBARRED X PRES..

HIRED A SENATOR PICKED BY AN IMPEACHED GOV.

HIRED A FAILED RADIO HOST AND COMEDIAN.

WILL SOON HIRE ANOTHER CELEBRITY SENATOR PICKED BY A PHILANDERING REPLACEMENT GOV ... PICKED BY DISGRACED GOV..

...... AND ALL TOGETHER ..... WILL SWITCH TREATMENT OF TERRORISTS FROM IMPRISONMENT TO FRIENDLY CONFABS WITH TEA & COOKIES.

AND .... DON'T FORGET ..... VERY HARSH TREATMENT OF THE LATEST 50 BILLION BUCK THIEF ...... WE'VE BOARDED UP THAT SOB IN HIS 7 MILLON $ PARK AVE. APT.. THAT'LL TEACH HIM A LESSON. IF THAT GUY TALKS .... HE'LL HAVE TO SHARE THE WHOLE BUILDING WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF POLITICIANS & WALL STREETERS.

NOTE: DOCTORS WILL SOON INCREASE YOUR VALIUM DOSAGE.

ELECT ME

ICEMAN: WHY JON? WHY?

J: WHY NOT? JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE THE HIGHEST TAXES IN THE UNITED STATES ... RAISED ALL THE BRIDGE & ROAD TOLLS ++++++ .... AND ARE STILL BROKE DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN I'M A DUMB (BLEEP).

MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS I'M A SMARTY PANTS ...... DAM LUCKY TOO ..... WALKIN AWAY FROM THAT WRECK AFTER BREAKIN ALL THE LAWS .... AND WHAT THE HELL DID IT COST ME? ABOUT 40 BUCKS. NOT BAD EH!

ANYWAY .... TAKE YOUR MEDS AND VOTE FER ME. IF YOUR NOT QUITE BROKE YET .....

OHHH!!! YER MOVIN OUTA DA STATE?? KIN I HAVE YOUR BEACH TAG?

PORNO

BAILOUT

THE ECONOMY IS DEFINITELY IN TROUBLE. THE PORNO INDUSTRY HAS APPLIED FOR A BAILOUT.

THE BARE FACTS ARE, IT APPEARS THAT THE INDUSTRY IS IN THE HOLE FOR BILLIONS.

A NUMBER OF SENATORS HAVE RECUSED THEMSELVES FROM VOTING BECAUSE OF THE CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

THE SENATE WILL UNDOUBTEDLY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND LAY DOWN THE LAW BY FORKING OVER ENOUGH BUCKS TO STOP THE INDUSTRY FROM HITTING BOTTOM.

INDUSTRY REPRESENTATIVES HAVE STATED THAT THEY HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF LAYING DOWN ON THE JOB BUT ADAMANTLY DENY PULLING ANY SERIOUS BONERS.

SENATORS HAVE SUGGESTED RETRAINING FOR LAID OFF WORKERS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY SIMILAR VOCATION WOULD INVOLVE RUNNING FOR OFFICE.

NO !!!!

THIS IS DEFINITELY

NOT

CAMDEN.

NO NIKE FOOTWEAR.

NOT PHILLY EITHER

NO GUNFIRE.