" HEALTH NEWS "

Let's see ..... the foods that could kill you immediatly this week are:

SPINACH, LETTUCE, CARROT JUICE AND BEEF PATTIES

Don't forget about the Mercury in fish, oysters, clams etc., meats that may have remnants of Mad Cow disease, and of course ..... water.
If you dine on fast food occasionally, avoid anything that may contain spinach, lettuce, meat or fish. If you consume these foods anyway.... beware of all trans fats. if you live, you may become obese.

Apparently, tobacco has not yet been contanimated although the product may kill you over a 30 or 40 year period.

Above all, check to see if your home was built on a long forgotten hazardous waste site or located in a region that may have a Chemical or Nuclear Power Plant.

OK. That's the tip for today.

Ps. If you insist on smoking, you must smoke outdoors ..... just don't breathe in any of the toxic fumes that permiate everything.

The smoking lamp is lit.