"2nd HAND BULLETS"

WASHINGTON DC: PHILADELPHIA PA: CAMDEN NJ:

Because of the super elevated number of muders in U.S. cities, an intense study was undertaken. The results of the study were just anounced by the Surgeon General and he has concluded that second hand bullet’s have been proven to be much more dangerous than previously understood.

Begining January 1, 2007, all weapons must have a warning label securely attached to the firearm.

You are no longer allowed to discharge a gun in any public building unless specific areas are set aside for that purpose, or your divorce lawyer is within range.

Gunfire is no longer permited in restaurants or bars with the exception of Casinos.

If you happen to be a smoker as well as a murderer, you should not notice much inconvenience.

New Jersey, the murder capitol, will soon introduce legislation to severely tax bullets in an effort to promote safe shooting habits.

The additional funds will be used for "no shooting signs" in school zones and public buildings.

Thank you for your support and have a good day.