NEW STUDY

HANG YOUR ARM OUT THE WINDOW ..... YOU GET CANCER.

SO WATCH OUT.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CONVERTIBLE ..... YOUR TOAST.

IF YOU JOG ...... TOAST.

GOLF ........ TOAST.

GO FOR A WALK ....... TOAST.

SUNBATHE ..... BURNT TOAST.

RELAX ......... LIGHT UP A SMOKE (LUNG CANCER)....... GET ON YOUR CELL (BRAIN CANCER) ........ SIT BACK ON YOUR NEW SOFA (CHEMICAL CANCER AGENTS) .... TURN ON THE TV ( RADIATION CANCER) ............ AND CHECK IF A METEOR IS GOING TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE CONTAMINATED OCEAN BEFORE OR AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE HITS.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

DOES ANTHONY HAVE ANY OTHER HOBBIES??

WEINER ASKED WILLY FOR STRAIGHT TALK AND APOLOGIZED FOR GETTING CAUGHT.

BRAND NEW STUDY

THE INTERNET IS KILLING US

OK ..... SO FIRST THINGS FIRST.

LET'S FIGURE OUT WHAT'S NOT KILLING US.

AFTER SITTING DOWN, LIGHTING UP A SMOKE AND FOCUSING ON THE PROBLEM, THE ICEMAN HAS COMPOSED THIS LIST .... AND HERE IT IS.

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DONE AND DONE.

WEINER WEEK