SENATOR

AND YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK

WHY

WE'RE IN THIS SITUATION?

SUREFIRE ATTIRE

GUARANTEED TO CUT YOUR WAIT TIME IN MOST DR OFFICES OR ERs IN ARIZONA.

(MADE IN CHINA)

ORDER TODAY - YOUR PROBABLY LAID OFF

ON YOUR COMPUTER - MADE IN JAPAN

TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE - INDIA

OL CHUCK RANGEL

JUST ONE MORE OF OUR DISTINGUISHED CONGRESSMAN OF 40 YEARS SEEMS TO BE A VICTIM OF BRAINFREEZE.

NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE "ETHICS" COMMITTE.

THE ICEMAN DIDN'T REALIZE THE "E" WORD EXISTED IN DC.

YOU SEE, IF YOU HAPPENED TO NOT PAY YOUR INCOME TAX ON HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ..... YOU PROBABLY WOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED. IN THIS SITUATION OL CHUCK MIGHT HAVE TO RETIRE ..... PROBABLY HAVE TO MAKE A SETTLEMENT OF SOME KIND .... NOT TO EXCEED 5 OR 6 HUNDRED BUCKS ..... BUT WON'T LEAVE BEFORE HE CAN MAKE A FEW MORE ADJUSTMENTS TO OUR TAX LAWS ..... OH YEAH .... THAT'S PART OF CHUCKS JOB ... BETWEEN GIFT VACATIONS .... YADA, YADA, YADA.

OF COURSE HE'LL RETAIN HIS MULTIZILLION DOLLAR PENSION +++. YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE POOR MAN TO STARVE ..... AND YOU MOST CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO BE LABELED A RACIST.

FUNNY HOW THE WORDS "ETHICS" AND "THEFT" ARE INTERCHANGEABLE IN DC ... AINT IT????

CONFESSIONAL

A PRIEST IS TRYING TO SELL A CONFESSIONAL ON E BAY.

HE HAD OFFERED TO DONATE IT TO THE WH BUT WAS GIVEN 4 REASONS THEY COULDN'T ACCEPT IT .............

1 - MUSLIMS HAVE NO USE FOR IT.

2 - COMMUNIST'S DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

3 - CONFESSION IS AGAINST THE LAW IN THE WH.

4 - IF ANYONE IN THE WH WOULD ATTEMPT TO USE IT ..... THEY FEAR WASHINGTON DC COULD IMPLODE.

GOOFY GOLFER

THE TEA PARTY
IS NOT A RACIST ORGANIZATION.

NO DIFFERENT THAN YOU HAVE TO ADMIT ............

NEITHER IS
"ACORN"
OR
THE BLACK PANTHERS ......

RIGHT????

HARRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE AINT NO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WORKING IN CONSTRUCTION IN ARIZONA.

NOW I KNOW THE HEAT IN ARIZONA CAN GIVE YOU HEADACHES BUT .............. ME THINKS OL CRAZY HARRY IS OFF HIS MEDICATION ......... AGAIN.

UFO

NOPE

ME .... ME ..... ME ... ME .....

MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

AWESOME DUDE !!!!

JUS SLIDE YOUR DL THROUGH.

COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAY BRO !!!!! ..................

WHEN YA GETTIN DA

GRASS VENDING

PARTY ... PARTY .... PARTY .. PARTY .... PARTY ...........

I CAN'T FORESEE ANY PROBLEM HERE.

RACISM

OF COURSE NOT, ABSOLUTELY NOT, NOT A CHANCE, NO WAY, NOT ME, NOT US, NOT ON YOUR LIFE, ...............................

WELL ........ MAYBE A LITTLE!!!!!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT'S STONE COLD GENIUS!!!

TALK ABOUT IMAGINATION.

AND SHE CAME TO THIS CONCLUSION WITHOUT EVEN EVER ATTENDING HARVARD.

BARRY MUST BE JEALOUS. HIS WIT IS STILL STUCK ON OVERDRIVE WITH A HUGE SELECTION OF CHANGE.

THE BENEFITS ARE OVERWHELMING.

ONE THING FOR SURE ...... THESE GENIUS' ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE.

COMFORTING ............. ISN'T IT?????????????????

BIGGEST OIL SKIMMER

IN THE WORLD:

ARRIVES IN THE GULF

BARRY WAS UNDECIDED AT FIRST ..... BUT ..... AFTER ONLY 70 DAYS OF DEEP THOUGHT .......

HE LET IT IN.

THE MIGHTY SHIP IS CALLED

"THE WHALE"

OF COURSE A WHOLE BUNCH OF REAL WHALES ARE PROBABLY HALF DEAD BY NOW, BUT, IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW WE'LL REMEMBER THEIR NAME BECAUSE OF THIS BOAT.

ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE FOR A CHANGE BY BARRY AND COMPANY.

JOJO

WHY IS THAT???????????

ME, MY BFF BARRY, AN ALL DA

CZARS

ARE LIKE ... REALLY UPSET.