I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IMPARTIAL.

RRIIIGGGGTTTTT!!!!!!

LOL

JOBS REPORT

FROM JOJO

A PICTURE IS WORTH ^

OR

$20,000,000,000.00

OR ..... TO GULF VICTIMS

MINUS - GOVT. FEES TO HANDLE DISPURSEMENT - +/- 20%

MINUS - YOUR LAWYERS FEE - +/- 30%

MINUS - IRS TAX ON WHATEVER CRUMBS REMAIN - +/- 30%

SOOOOO!!!!! THAT NEST EGG WILL COME IN REAL HANDY BEANS YOUR BANK HAS ALREADY SEIZED YOUR HOME, REPOED THE BOAT (YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THAT ANY TIME SOON ANYWAY), REPOSSESSED THE FAMILY TRUCKSTER ..... AND YOU FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY MONTHS AGO.

THIS GIVES YOU THE OPPORTUNITY FOR FRESH INVESTMENT. I HEAR BEACHFRONT PROPERTY IS AT AN ALL TIME LOW AND MORTGAGE RATES CONTINUE TO SHRINK.

DAY - 66

HAVE NO FEAR

BARRYs HERE.

WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING HELP FROM ANYBODY.

LET'S ROUND UP SOME MORE PHDs AND WHARTON BOYS ....

MAYBE EVEN A MOVIE PRODUCER OR TWO.......

SO FAR ....... SO GOOD.

(BLEEP)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOUL MATES

PERHAPS FUTURE

CELL MATES????

OK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT ONLY HEAD & NECK TUMORS. ALSO, CANCERS OF THE ORAL CAVITY & PHARYNX.

SO .......... IF YOUR A SMOKER AND A COFFEE DRINKER, YOUR MORE OR LESS

DEAD EVEN......

AT LEAST FROM THE NECK UP.

TODAY'S FACTOID:

PROOF POSITIVE

ALL FLIES ARE ATTRACTED TO

1 THING ..............

BARRYs BLACKBOARD

BIG AL

LOOKS LIKE THE GENIUS HAS LOCATED HIS SOUL MATE BABE.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE.

YOU CAN TRULY BE

"ALL THAT YOU CAN BE"

ESPECIALLY IN AMERICA .........

AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ONE HELL OF AN IMAGINATION.

THERE ARE EVEN ENOUGH NAIVE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY TO ELECT YOU PRESIDENT SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE.

NO MORE SS CHECK

YEP!!! IN YET ONE MORE COST-CUTTING MOVE THE

TREASURY DEPT. WILL NO LONGER SEND OUT CHECKS.

THEY WILL SAVE OVER 45 MILLION $ ANNUALLY BY DOING IT ELECTRONICALLY.

THE TREASURY WILL SAVE EVEN MORE IN THE FUTURE AS SOCIAL SECURITY RUNS OUT OF MONEY.

TOO MANY CHILDREN????

I DUNNOOOO NAN

MAYBE ITS BECAUSE:

THE MAJORITY DOESN'T LIKE U

MANY ARE OUT OF WORK

MANY LOST THEIR HOME

EVERYBODY IS JUST ABOUT BROKE

YOU SPEND MORE OF THE PEOPLES MONEY IN 6 MTHS THAN THEY MAKE IN A LIFETIME

YOUR ALMOST AS ARROGANT AS BARRY

YOU CERTAINLY HELPED YOU & THE HUBBY GET EVEN RICHER WITH GOVT. CONTRACTS

AND .... MOST OF ALL ..... YOU INSIST ON RAISING TAXES MORE FOR A VARIETY OF THINGS THAT MOST DON'T WANT !!!!!!

OTHER THAN THAT ..... YOUR A NICE OLD LADY.

AND NOW ........................

I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH

OBAMATERITUS SYNDROME.

PERFECT!!!!!!

HOW MUCH FOR A BOX??