PROTEST MARCH

100,000 EXPECTED

FREE HOUSING ... UTILITIES .. FOOD .. EDUCATION .. HEALTHCARE .. WELFARE ... SS

HAS ATTRIBUTED TO BANKRUPT

COLIFORNIA

THIS SUNDAY, 100,000 WILL PROTEST THE IDEA THAT THEY WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE A LEGAL CITIZEN TO RECEIVE THESE RIDICULOUS BENEFITS.

A LARGE GROUP OF COLIFORNIANS HAVE THREATENED TO MOVE TO MEXICO BUT UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE TO BECOME A CITZEN OF MEXICO, OR GO TO JAIL ........ IF YOU AREN'T SHOT OR KIDNAPPED FIRST.

SO LET'S PUT IT ANOTHER WAY

IF YOUR GETTING

FREE

HOUSING, UTILITIES, FOOD, CLOTHING, HEALTHCARE AND EDUCATION ................

YA BETTER THINK ABOUT IT.

IF YA DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MESSAGE ....... PRESS 1

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WHO WUDDA GUESSED????

GUESS YOU SPENT MOST OF YOUR TIME ON BECOMING PROFICIENT IN THE ART OF

TAX EVASION

BUT DON'T GET TOO BRAGGADOCIOS TIMMY......

THE ICEMANS GUESS IS THAT MOST OF YOUR COMRADES DWARF YOUR ESCAPADES.

NO KIDDING !!!!!!!

SAY BARRY ......... YA EVER HEAR THAT EXPRESSION .........

" LOOK WHO'S CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK".

THE ONLY REAL DIFFERENCE HERE IS ...... YOU GUYS SEEM TO HAVE ........

MORE BULL THAN

MERILL LYNCH

ONLY MORE FULL OF IT.

GOLDMAN & BARRY

BEGINS ARRESTING ..........

ILLEGAL

IMMIGRANTS

REPERCUSSIONS:

THE GOOD NEWS:

EMERGENCY ROOMS - EMPTY

SCHOOLS - HALF VACANT

BOOKS PRINTED IN ENGLISH

NO NEED TO PRESS 1

THE BAD NEWS:

DRAMATIC INCREASE IN OVERGROWN GRASS

HALF WELFARE OFFICES WILL CLOSE

SUDDEN DROP-OFF OF IN TEQUILA SALES

PRISON POPULATION WILL INCREASE 500%

ANOTHER FIRST:

PORNO MAG

FOR THE BLIND

THE ICEMAN CAN SEE NO PROBLEM WITH THIS VENTURE.

THE BLIND CAN'T WAIT TO GET THEIR HANDS ON IT.

WILL ALSO BE A GOOD ADDITION TO MOTEL NIGHT TABLES FOR LONESOME TRAVELERS.

AL & BEN

WE'RE WELL ON OUR WAY TO RESOLVE OUR CURRENT

FIASCO

POO POO

COW POO

RESEARCH ON GLOBAL WARMING FROM COW POO HAS DISCOVERED THAT THE EARLIER FINDINGS WERE A LOT OF CRAP.

IN OTHER WORDS "BULL (BLEEP)"

IT SEEMS THAT THE ONLY SIGNIFICANT THREAT IS TO SHOES. SO .... WATCH YOUR STEP.

VAT TAX

BARRY TELLS ME YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE A FEW BUCKS LEFT EVEN WITH ALL THE TONS & TONS OF NEW AND HIGHER STATE & FEDERAL TAXES.

WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

ANYWAY .... IT WILL ONLY AFFECT THOSE PEOPLE THAT STILL MIGHT HAVE A JOB AND PAY THEIR BILLS.

GUAM

COMMENT FROM YET ANOTHER BRILLIANT CONGRESSMAN.

THAT USED TO BE THE CASE WHEN DA WORLD WAS FLAT.

OLD HANK MUSTA NOT GOT DA WORD.