Sunday, November 29, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
IT'S THE LAW
MARIA SHRIVER (AKA) MARIA
SCHWARZENEGGER
WAS CAUGHT ONCE AGAIN (WHICH MAKES THIS ABOUT THE UMTEENTH TIME OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS) BREAKING THE LAW.
(NOT THAT SHE (OR HUBBY DOES THAT HABITUALLY)
WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP PROFILING THESE ELITE (BLEEPERS)!!! IF THIS HARASSMENT CONTINUES, MARIA HAS THREATENED TO USE HER REAL NAME, AND IT WON'T FIT ON A SUMMONS.
ASIDE FROM THAT ..... IF AND WHEN YOU GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO BANKRUPT A STATE ...... BE HOOKED UP TO A DISNEY TYPE DYNASTY ...... LIVE IN COLYFORNIA ...... DRIVE A 2 OR 300K SET OF WHEELS AND BE ABOVE IT ALL ..............................
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO ABIDE BY THE LAW EITHER,
NOT IN THIS COUNTRY ............... ANYMORE.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
THE ROGUE
WROTE A BOOK !!!!! OMG !!!!!
SEEMS LIKE AN AWFUL LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BUYING IT.
HOW CAN THAT BE !!!!!!!!!!!!
LET'S SEE ...... WAS A MAYOR ...... WAS A GOVERNOR ............ WAS A VP CANDIDATE .......... WHAT THE (BLEEP) COULD SHE KNOW??
NO WONDER THE DC BOYS ARE SQUIRMING ........... IF LEGITIMACY & HONESTY ENTER THEIR REALM .......... IT'S A PROBLEM.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
IT'S HERE !!!!!
YES IT IS. THANK GOODNESS. THE POTHEADS CAN BEGIN TO ENJOY WEED IN THE COMFORT OF THEIR OWN
CAFE / RESTAURANT
THE GRASS IS FREE
BUT
YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR FOOD.
THAT'S A BUMMER!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE CATCH. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A MEDICAL MARIJUANA CARD. YOU CAN PICK ONE OF THESE UP AT MOST DOC'S OFFICES IF YOUR SUFFERING FROM CANCER OR HEADACHES OR MAYBE AN INGROWN TOE NAIL. THE LAW IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THESE CONDITIONS.
PORTLAND AUTHORITIES WILL STILL ENFORCE THE "NO CIGARETTE SMOKING BAN" IN RESTAURANTS BUT FEEL FREE TO BLOW YOUR MIND ON A FEW GOOD JOINTS WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF THOSE PESKY CUFFS.
SO !!! ........ ROLL ON DUDE !!!!!!!
REMEMBER ......... DON'T SMOKE. LOL (O)
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Sunday, November 08, 2009
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
NANCE & HARRY HAVE MANAGED TO PASS A HEALTHCARE BILL.
HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS:
1- THEY ACTUALLY WERE WORKING ON A "SATURDAY" OF ALL DAYS!!!
2- 220 CONGRESSMEN WILL BE REGISTERED AS PSYCHICS BECAUSE THEY NEVER READ THE
2000 PAGES.
3- 220 MILLIONAIRES WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY THIS CATASTROPHE.
AND THE BESTEST NEWS FOR YOU GUYS:
THE H1N1 FLU SHOTS WILL BE AVAILABLE MID-2010 AS SOON AS THE CRISIS HAS PASSED.