Sunday, November 29, 2009



THE TIGER

MAY HAVE TEED OFF THE KITTEN.

HIS LAST WORDS BEFORE

THE "ACCIDENT".

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CLUB BABE?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED GOLF!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009



IT'S THE LAW

MARIA SHRIVER (AKA) MARIA

SCHWARZENEGGER

WAS CAUGHT ONCE AGAIN (WHICH MAKES THIS ABOUT THE UMTEENTH TIME OVER THE LAST FEW WEEKS) BREAKING THE LAW.

(NOT THAT SHE (OR HUBBY DOES THAT HABITUALLY)

WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP PROFILING THESE ELITE (BLEEPERS)!!! IF THIS HARASSMENT CONTINUES, MARIA HAS THREATENED TO USE HER REAL NAME, AND IT WON'T FIT ON A SUMMONS.

ASIDE FROM THAT ..... IF AND WHEN YOU GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO BANKRUPT A STATE ...... BE HOOKED UP TO A DISNEY TYPE DYNASTY ...... LIVE IN COLYFORNIA ...... DRIVE A 2 OR 300K SET OF WHEELS AND BE ABOVE IT ALL ..............................

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO ABIDE BY THE LAW EITHER,

NOT IN THIS COUNTRY ............... ANYMORE.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009



MARTHA

NOW IF SHE WERE MORE OF A (BLEEP) LIKE ME

AND

DID A LITTLE JAIL TIME .....

SHE'D BE MORE INTERESTING.

Monday, November 23, 2009



THE ROGUE

WROTE A BOOK !!!!! OMG !!!!!

SEEMS LIKE AN AWFUL LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BUYING IT.

HOW CAN THAT BE !!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S SEE ...... WAS A MAYOR ...... WAS A GOVERNOR ............ WAS A VP CANDIDATE .......... WHAT THE (BLEEP) COULD SHE KNOW??

NO WONDER THE DC BOYS ARE SQUIRMING ........... IF LEGITIMACY & HONESTY ENTER THEIR REALM .......... IT'S A PROBLEM.

Saturday, November 21, 2009



CHICAGO

MAYOR: THE DAM MEDIA MADE OPRAH LEAVE.

ICEMAN: ISN'T THAT HOW BARRY GOT ELECTED????

MAYOR: THE DAM MEDIA MADE OPRAH LEAVE.

ICEMAN: THEN ...... I GUESS THAT MEANS YOUR DISAPPOINTED???

Friday, November 20, 2009



ANOTHER

BAILOUT????????

ICEMAN: EXCUSE ME!! WHY DOES THE USPS NEED A BAILOUT??

BARRY: WHY NOT???

ICEMAN: YOU EVER BEEN TO A POST OFFICE?

BARRY: ONLY TO SEE IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS WERE ON WANTED POSTERS.

ICEMAN: DIDN'T THEY MAKE THE DMV LOOK SPEEDY & COURTEOUS???

BARRY: WHAT'S A DMV??



NO !! YA CAN'T.

SO LET'S VOTE WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER CRACKERS WHO AREN'T RACIST.

Thursday, November 19, 2009


WOWWWWW!!!!!

NO WORRIES!!

THE ELF UNION IS BEING REPLACED BY

ILLEGAL LEPRECHAUN IMMIGRANTS.







Monday, November 16, 2009



BOCA RATON EVENT:

AL: I'M HERE TO TELL ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE THAT IT WAS ON

THIS

VERY SPOT ..... THAT I MADE MY FIRST MILLION OFF THIS

GLOBAL WARMING CRAPOLA.

THERE SHOULD REALLY BE A GREAT BIG STATUE OF

ME

RIGHT HERE.



IT'S HERE !!!!!

YES IT IS. THANK GOODNESS. THE POTHEADS CAN BEGIN TO ENJOY WEED IN THE COMFORT OF THEIR OWN

CAFE / RESTAURANT

THE GRASS IS FREE

BUT

YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR FOOD.

THAT'S A BUMMER!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE CATCH. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A MEDICAL MARIJUANA CARD. YOU CAN PICK ONE OF THESE UP AT MOST DOC'S OFFICES IF YOUR SUFFERING FROM CANCER OR HEADACHES OR MAYBE AN INGROWN TOE NAIL. THE LAW IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THESE CONDITIONS.

PORTLAND AUTHORITIES WILL STILL ENFORCE THE "NO CIGARETTE SMOKING BAN" IN RESTAURANTS BUT FEEL FREE TO BLOW YOUR MIND ON A FEW GOOD JOINTS WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF THOSE PESKY CUFFS.

SO !!! ........ ROLL ON DUDE !!!!!!!

REMEMBER ......... DON'T SMOKE. LOL (O)

Saturday, November 14, 2009


NEW STANDARD
THIS IS THE BRAND NEW ACCEPTED POSE FOR THE U.S..
IT HAS NOT YET BEEN DECIDED TO BEGIN THE LAUNDRY LIST OF APOLOGIES WHILE REMAINING IN THIS POSITION
OR
GET DOWN ON ALL FOURS.
BARRY IS UNDECIDED.
DOESN'T IT JUST GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS??
IT MUST BE CONFUSING. DEMS USUALLY GENUFLECT WHEN "THE ONE" IS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY.

Sunday, November 08, 2009



CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

NANCE & HARRY HAVE MANAGED TO PASS A HEALTHCARE BILL.

HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS:

1- THEY ACTUALLY WERE WORKING ON A "SATURDAY" OF ALL DAYS!!!

2- 220 CONGRESSMEN WILL BE REGISTERED AS PSYCHICS BECAUSE THEY NEVER READ THE

2000 PAGES.

3- 220 MILLIONAIRES WILL NOT BE AFFECTED BY THIS CATASTROPHE.

AND THE BESTEST NEWS FOR YOU GUYS:

THE H1N1 FLU SHOTS WILL BE AVAILABLE MID-2010 AS SOON AS THE CRISIS HAS PASSED.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

WE WON ...... WE WON

YESSSSSSSSSSSS. YEP!!!!

THAT NANCE!!!!! SHE'SA PIP.

NICE GIRL. DOESN'T DRINK .....

BUT

ME THINKS SHE'S HITIN THAT MEDICINE CABINET A LITTLE TOO FREQUENTLY.

WILL SOMEBODY TELL HELEN HALLOWEEN'S OVER.

SHE KNOWS????



SO !!!

YA THINK ELECTING TWO REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS IS A BIG DEAL????

SEE!! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

YOU PEOPLE STILL DON'T GET IT.

THINK I'LL HAVE TO SPEND EVEN

MORE

TIME ON NATIONAL TV.

NOW, IF I COULD ONLY GET FOX OFF THE AIR WE'D HAVE A MORE LEVEL PLAYING FIELD.

Sunday, November 01, 2009



AND

Y NOT NANCE ?????