DANNY LOST

HIS 70 MILLION BUCK

LAWSUIT

HE HAD TO STRUGGLE ALONG WITH HIS 500 THOU PER MTH SALARY .................................

WHICH IS CONSIDERED TO BE

"MINIMUM WAGE" IN HIS WORLD.

BILL INSISTS:

CONSPIRACY

A RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY IS STILL OUT THERE ...... AND NOBODY BELIEVES ME!!!

JUST BECAUSE WE CONTROL THE SENATE, THE CONGRESS AND THE WHITE HOUSE ....... DOESN'T MEAN THAT THERE AINT NO

GIANT RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY

THOSE REPUBLICANS ARE SNEAKY ...... LOOKIT!!! ...... THEY PUT OBAMA IN THERE DIDN'T THEY???

THEIR CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.

DEFINITELY ..... DEFINTELY ........ DEFINITELY.................. DEFINITELY.

CONGRATULATIONS

R IN ORDER

3 MORE GITMO BOYS HAVE GRADUATED FROM GITMO.

THIS SHOWS THAT OBAMAS

CATCH & RELEASE PROGRAM

IS WORKING FINE ............ AT LEAST THE "RELEASE" PART.

2 OF THE BOYS ARE GOING TO IRELAND. (AND THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD PROBLEMS BETWEEN THE CATHOLICS & PROTESTANTS)

DON'T KNOW WHERE #3 WENT.... MAYBE DISNEYLAND. I HERE THEY HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEW RIDES THERE. JUST HOPE THE DISNEYITES DON'T LOOSE THEIR HEADS AND GIVE HIM A SEASONS PASS.

POSTER

NEW POSTERS & WARNING LABELS 4 SMOKERS:

NYC IS DETERMINED TO GET YOU TO STOP SMOKING.

THAT'S GOOD.

NOW IF WE CAN ONLY FIGURE OUT A WAY TO STOP BREATHING ALL THE FUMES FROM TRAFFIC AND ALL THE POLLUTANTS IN THE AIR FROM THOSE NASTY CHEMICAL PLANTS IN JERSEY, STOP ALL THE TERRORIST ATTACKS, QUIT DRINKING THAT PUTRID WATER, GET RID OF ALL THE CONTAMINANTS IN OUR CARPET, FURNITURE, DRY CLEANING, CARS, OFFICES, ETC ...................... I'M SURE ...............................

WE'LL BE MUCH HEALTHIER .........................

SO, LET'S GET TO IT. WHAT SAY WE LABEL EVERY (BLEEPING) THING.

FDIC

WANTS TO BORROW MONEY FROM THE BANKS:

OK!!!! COOL!!

BANK: DO YOU HAVE GOOD CREDIT?

FDIC: I DUN NO. WE'RE IN DA HOLE FER A FEW TRILLION.

BANK: WHO OWES YOU THIS DOUGH??

FDIC: YOU DO.

BANK: AND YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO GET PAID SOME TIME???

FDIC: I DUN NO.

BANK: OKEY DOKEY. YOUR ALL SET.

FDIC: SAY! ...... WHO'S GUARANTEEING THIS HERE LOAN ANYWAY????

BANK: DA FDIC!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME ??????????????????????

SHUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUESS I CAN'T USE THAT ONE.

BARRYS TELLIN ME TA HIT DA ROAD ...........

GUESS I'M NOT CHICAGOIN ENOUGH.

AND THE ANSWER IS ...........

OK ...... I WASN'T EXACTLY TRUTHFUL .............

YOU DO KNOW ........

I AM A POLITICIAN

AND

A LAWYER.

FRISCO !!!!!!!!!

LAND OF HOMOSEXUAL & LESBIAN LIFESTYLE .........

HAS TAKEN THE LEAD IN IMPROVING THE HEALTH OF ITS RESIDENTS.

IT WILL NOW IMPLEMENT A HEFTY TAX ON ALL SOFT DRINKS THAT CONTAIN SUGAR.

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOST PROCTOLOGISTS AGREE.

FATTYS ARE GIVING HOMOSEXUALS A BAD NAME.

BROKE BILLY

IT'S OVER:

THE BANKRUPT STATE (PA) HAS ALLOWED THE BANKRUPT CITY (PHILLY) TO RAISE THE SALES TAX.

YIPPPEEEE!!!!!

IT'S ONLY A PENNY, OR, DEPENDING ON HOW YA DO YER RITHMATIC .........

16.5% INCREASE

AT LEAST NOW THE BANKRUPT CITY CAN CONTINUE TO EMPLOY TOO MANY DO-NOTHING DRONES, PAID EXORBITANT SUMS AND COLLECTING REDICULOUS BENEFITS.

GEEEEZZZZ. CAN'T WAIT TA SEE HOW FAST EDDY SOLVES THE STATES PROBLEM.

JIMMY

DOWN ON THE FARM:

YOU GUYS ARE ALL RACIST .....

AND YOU DON'T LIKE PEANUTS EITHER.

DUM DE DE DUM DE DE DUM.

"UNFAIRLY CRITICIZED"

APPARENTLY YOU PEOPLE STILL ARE TOTALLY UNFAMILIAR WITH CHICAGO.

WELL ....... MAYBE BARRY AND THE BOYS (THOSE WHO MAY NOT BE UNDER INVESTIGATION YET) WILL BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU A GOOD EDUCATION.

KANSAS:

WEATHER

SOOOOO ...... WHAT'S THE WEATHER FORECAST FOR TODAY??

PARTLY CLOWDY!!!!!!!

OOOPPSSS.

SOUL MATES

MAN !!!!!

PRETTY SOON MY PEOPLE R GONNA BE SO (BLEEPIN) HEALTHY ...... THEY WON'T NEED NO G DAM

ENSUANCE

BROKE TOO MAYBE ....... BUT REAL SKINNY.

OLLIE'S DONE IT ONE MORE TIME:

BEST BUDDY HUEY STLL CAN'T BELIEVE OLLIE CONTINUES TO LIVE IN THE USA EVEN THOUGH HE ABSOLUTELY HATES IT.

WHAT A COUNTRY!!!!!

IS THIS GREAT OR WHAT??

WE BOTH GOT RICH FROM THOSE (BLEEPERS), BUT I MUST SAY OLLIE, YOU GOT BALLS.

HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE UP??

IS JOE KENNEDY HERE?? ...... HE'D LOVE THIS FLICK.

FIRED !!!!! ?????

I QUIT !!!!!!!!!

CHANGE !!!!?????

SEE WHAT I MEAN??? ...... THEY KEEP THE (BLEEPIN) TAX EVADER AND WHO DO THEY FIRE???!!!!

THE COMMUNIST !!!!!!!!

CHANGE !!!!!!........... MY ASS !!!!

MY BUDDY BARRY !!!!!!

OH!!! THEY GOT ME SET UP OVER AT ACORN??? OH. OK.

NANCY SAID IT WAS OK IF I HAD TOWN HALL MEETINGS ..........

AS LONG AS IT WAS

PRIVATE

INVITATION ONLY

THAT WAY .... WE COULD KNOW JUST WHAT PEOPLE HAD ON THEIR MINDS AND I PROBABLY WOULDN'T MAKE ANY STUPID REMARKS.