LEVIs

NOW TARGETS GAYS

COMMENT:

THAT SUCKS. IT'S A REAL BLOW TO THE STRAIGHT COMMUNITY.

HURRAYYYYYY!!!!!

WE'RE NOW ON THE ROAD TO GETTING TOP MILEAGE FROM OUR CARS. THANK GOODNESS.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ACHIEVE ABOUT 50% MORE MPG.

GREAT ....... ISN'T IT!

AND I'M SURE WE'LL PROBABLY NOT EVEN NOTICE ANY CHANGE.

WE CAN ALSO REST ASSURED THAT THE GOVT OR STATES ABSOLUTELY WON'T ADD ON ANY ADDITIONAL FUEL TAXES.

LOL .............. )O(

SURPRISE!!!!!!!

THAT DAILY VITAMIN PILL YOU'VE BEEN SHOVING DOWN YOUR GULLET FOR THE LAST 20+ YEARS MIGHT JUST KILL YOU.

AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT THE LATEST STUDY REVEALED.

OK ... SO NOW ALL THE HEALTH NUTS CAN CHECK WITH THE DOC AND SEE HOW MUCH DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE.

TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, EVEN THOUGH YOU PROBABLY PICK UP A LITTLE CANCER, GET ANOTHER MRI, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. TAKE IT BACK TO THE DOC. HOPEFULLY YOU WON'T CONTRACT ANY SWINE FLU IN THE WAITING ROOM. IF THERE WASN'T ANY ERROR ON THE MRI TEST, MAYBE DOC READS IT RIGHT.... NOT LIKE THE LAST UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT.

HE'LL PROBABLY SET YOU UP WITH A BARRAGE OF TEST'S AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL FOR FUN AND KEEP YOU FOCUSED ON THE "PREVENTATIVE CARE PROGRAM".

AT THE HOSPITAL, BARRING ANY UNFORSEEN MISHAPS DURING ONE OF YOUR TESTS, YOU MIGHT CONTRACT SOME WEIRD FATAL HOSPITAL INFECTION. IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO SURVIVE, YOUR LAST MEDICAL HURDLE WILL BE THE MEDICAL BILL THAT WILL HIGHLIGHT ALL THE PROCEDURES THAT ARE NOT COVERED BY YOUR HMO.

YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM HAS SUFFERED STRESS AND THE DOC WILL PROBABLY RECOMMEND A VITAMIN REGIMEN PROGRAM.

NEW LAW

BEGINING SOMETIME

NEXT YEAR MAYBE .........

YOUR CC COMPANY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO SCREW YOU AS MUCH AS THEY HAVE BEEN.

THERE GOING TO BE FORCED TO FIND ALTERNATE, MORE SOPHISTICATED WAYS TO RAM IT UP YOUR WAZUU SIMILIAR TO CITY, STATE AND FEDERAL MEANS OF TAXATION.

O BOMBANOMICS

O YES WE CAN

O YES WE DID

BANKS - BROKE

WALL STREET - BROKE

MORTGAGE COMPANIES - BROKE

INSURANCE COMPANIES - BROKE

AUTO MANUFACTURING - BROKE

NEWSPAPERS - BROKE

AND LAST ..... BUT NOT LEAST ...................

YOUR BROKE ................. OR SOON WILL BE.

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY .............. WE'RE CONSITENT.

YEAH !! YEAH !!!!!

WATER BED

YEAH!!

WATER BED

THAS RIGHT.

ISN'T THAT WHAT U HEARD HARRY !!??

IT'S ALL BUSHS' FAULT !!! WATERBED. YEAH ... WATERBED..... THAS RIGHT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE SURE WAY YOU CAN TELL IF YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH ........

SWINE FLU