KEEPING TRACK

OBAMA: I GOT SO MANY OF THE REVs IN MY POSSE, ONE MORE OR LESS DON'T EVEN HIT THE SCOREBOARD.

COME TA THINK ON IT .... MOST ALL YOU CLOWNS ARE REVs.

WELL ..... AT LEAST WE'RE ALL OF THE SAME MINDSET ..............

WRIGHT LOUIE ?????

NO MORE SMOKING AT

THE AC CASINO'S

YEP ..... IT FINALLY HAPPENED.

SMOKERS ARE VERY UPSET OVER THE DECISION, BUT ON THE FLIP SIDE, THEY ARE THANKFUL.

THEY ARE STILL PERMITTED TO GAMBLE AND LOSE THEIR LIFES SAVINGS, AND ABOVE ALL, YOU CAN STILL DROWN YOURSELF IN ALL THE FREE BOOZE YOU CAN CONSUME, NO MATTER HOW IT AFFECTS YOUR JUDGEMENT OR WHO YOU MIGHT RUN OVER ON THE WAY HOME.

- RATIONING -

HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO PROBLEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN STILL BANK ON

WALMART ...........

OOOOPPPPS!!!!! ME 4GOT.

THEY GET ALL THEIR CRAP FROM OTHER PLACES OTHER

THAN FROM RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BABY BOTTLE ???

WELL ?? NEW RESEARCH RESULTS SHOW PLASTIC GIVES YOU CANCER.

DON'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S NOT TRUE. ALL THIS CANCER ONLY COMES FROM 1 THING .... AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

SO ...... AS A PRECAUTION ..... JUST IN CASE ..... (BLEEP) CAN ALL YOUR BABY BOTTLES AND DON'T ALLOW YOUR BABY TO SMOKE ANY MORE.

NOTE: IF YOU INSIST ON KEEPING YOUR PLASTIC BABY BOTTLES .... YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE HIM / HER OUTSIDE TO FEED HIM.

U CAN CALL ME

" GRIZZ "

ANOTHER LIFE LESSON:

#1 - NEVER PUT YOUR HEAD IN A GATORS MOUTH

AND # 2

DON'T KEEP A 7 1/2 FOOT TALL, 700 LB GRIZZLY AS A PET. THEY HAVE LARGE APPETITES.