BIG BEN BERNAKE

I GUESS WE GOTTA DO SOMETHIN !!!!!

DA WORKER BEE'S WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO BE SUCKED IN TA HOUSES AT TWICE WHAT THEIR WORTH.

THE LOCAL TOWN DRONES DOUBLED THEIR PROPERTY TAXES FOR NO REASON.

THE INSURANCES WENT THROUGH THE ROOF EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T PAY ANY CLAIMS.

HEALTH INSURANCE DOUBLED (IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT IN THE 1ST PLACE).

UTILITY COMPANIES RAISED THEIR PRICES CAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS.

GAS IS 3 X WHAT IT WAS.

ALL GROCERIES ARE SKYROCKETING.

CREDIT CARD COMPANIES R (BLEEPING) U EVEN MORE NOW CAUSE THEY DON'T THINK YOUR QUITE BROKE YET AND U CAN'T CLAIM BANKRUPTCY.

CIGARETTES COST MORE THAN COCAINE.

ALL THE CHEAP CHINESE (BLEEP) THEY BOUGHT AT WALMART OR THE DOLLAR STORE IS EITHER CONTAMINATED OR COMBUSTIBLE AND GOT EM SICK OR BROILED. FIDO'S DEAD AND THE CAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

BUT ..... THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL ........

APPARENTLY, THAT'S WHEN YOU NO LONGER HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD.

LOOKIN 4 LOVE

OK ..... SO NOW & THEN I HAVE A DATE IN THE MENS ROOM ....

SO??

A FELLA GETS A LITTLE LONELY UP ON THE HILL SOMETIMES.

YOU SEEN BROKEBACK ?

FABULOUS!!

BECKHAM

WOW !!!!!

COLOR ME JEALOUS.

SO THIS GUY PICKS UP A QUARTER BILLION BUCKS FOR KICKEN ONE BALL INTO A NET?????

HOLY CHIHUAHUA BATMAN !!!!!

MOST LAWYERS DON'T EVEN GET THOSE KINDA BUCKS KICKIN EVERYBODY IN THE BALLS.

WHAT'S DA POINT OF GETTIN A GOOD EJUMICATION?

TOTAL RECALL

PLEASE RETURN ANY TOYS YOU PURCHASED THAT MAY HAVE LEAD PAINT, MAGNETS, DEFECTIVE WIRING OR EXPLODING BATTERIES THAT MAY HAVE POISENED, CHOKED, ELECTROCUTED OR BLINDED ANYBODY.

ONLY THE TOYS THAT WERE BOUGHT BETWEEN 1996 AND 2007 ARE SUBJECT TO RECALL.

PLEASE SEND ALL RETURNS VIA UPS TO PEKING OR RENT A U HALL AND DROP THEM OFF AT YOUR LOCAL "MADE IN CHINA" WALMART. MOST STORES ARE LOCATED NO MORE THAN 1 MILE FROM YOUR HOUSE.

WARNING:

IF YOU DRIVE TO STORE, MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD DOESN'T WEAR HIS / HER (MADE IN CHINA) PAJAMAS. THEY ARE COMBUSTIBLE. ALSO CHECK YOUR (MADE IN CHINA) TIRES. THEY HAVE A TENDENCY TO EXPLODE.

AHH OOH. JUST IN. CHECK YOUR BLANKETS FOR FORMALDEHYDE AND ROVER MIGHT BE A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER AGAIN.

NOTE:

WALMART IS CONSIDERING FREE BLOOD TESTS TO ANYONE THAT EVER BOUGHT ANY OF THEIR (BLEEP). YOU WILL RECEIVE THE RESULTS OF THE TEST IMMEDIATELY AFTER CASHING YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT OR WELFARE CHECK.

REMBER: DON'T SMOKE. IT'S NOT HEALTHY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO THE CHEMICALS YOU PROBABLY SUCKED IN FROM ALL THE CHEAP (BLEEP) YOU BOUGHT FOR THE HACIENDA.

CHINA HAS OFFERED A SINCERE APOLOGY FOR ANY INCONVENIENT TUMORS, BLOOD DISEASE ETC. THAT MAY HAVE OCCURRED. THEY PROMISE TO TRY AND FIX THE PROBLEMS AND WILL ALSO DOUBLE THEIR EFFORTS NOT TO SHOOT DOWN ANY MORE OF OUR SATELLITES.

STIFF PENALTY

67 DAYS IS A LITTLE HARSH FOR KNOCKIN OFF A PREACHER DONTCHA THINK?

RUMOR HAS IT THAT HE WAS ALSO A REGESTIRED REPUBLICAN.

MADE IN CHINA

2007 - YEAR OF THE PIG

WELL? SO FAR, THIS YEAR WE HAVE SAVED A FORTUNE BUYING MOST EVERY CONCEIVABLE THING WE USE FROM CHINA. WALMART IS ECSTATIC ... MATTEL TO.

UNFORTUNATELY YOUR TEETH SEEM TO BE ALLERGIC TO ANTIFREEZE .......

YOUR POOCH IS DEAD ...........

AND THE KIDS MAY HAVE DEVELOPED A TASTE FOR LEAD ... OR MAGNETS.

BUT .... YOU CAN'T BEAT THE PRICE OF THIS (BLEEP).

NEXT YEAR ... 2008 ..... IS THE YEAR OF THE RAT.

HOLY (BLEEP)!!!!!