" BOOOOOOOOO "

" PENSIONS "

" BREAD "

- ANOTHER SILENT KILLER -

DON'T FORGET TO ADD THAT TO THE LIST:

AIR

WATER

MEAT

POULTRY

DAIRY

SPINACH

LETTUCE

CLEANING PRODUCTS

NEW CAR INTERIORS

SUN RAYS

CELL PHONES

MONITORS

DON'T FORGET "SMOKES"

DID I FORGET ANYTHING???? WHAT THE "BLEEP"

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Who's Really # ! ??

An egotistical blowhard zillionaire.

An egotistical blowhard zillionaire.

- OR -

An egotistical blowhard zillionaire.

DUCK & COVER

" GIVE EM HELL HARRY "

" GOOD OL CURT "

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

"and theNOMINEE is ................

__ IT'S "GAY DAY" __

On this day, Gays and Lesbians celebrate and invite questions concerning this lifestyle in order to provide the heterosexual population a better understanding and acceptance of homosexuality.

Apparently this hole discussion revolves around a basic traffic problem:

" YOU DON’T BUCK TRAFFIC ON A ONE-WAY STREET "

" KIM "

" HEALTH NEWS "

Let's see ..... the foods that could kill you immediatly this week are:

SPINACH, LETTUCE, CARROT JUICE AND BEEF PATTIES

Don't forget about the Mercury in fish, oysters, clams etc., meats that may have remnants of Mad Cow disease, and of course ..... water.
If you dine on fast food occasionally, avoid anything that may contain spinach, lettuce, meat or fish. If you consume these foods anyway.... beware of all trans fats. if you live, you may become obese.

Apparently, tobacco has not yet been contanimated although the product may kill you over a 30 or 40 year period.

Above all, check to see if your home was built on a long forgotten hazardous waste site or located in a region that may have a Chemical or Nuclear Power Plant.

OK. That's the tip for today.

Ps. If you insist on smoking, you must smoke outdoors ..... just don't breathe in any of the toxic fumes that permiate everything.

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" HEADLINES "
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" GUYS & GUYS "

" GLOBAL WARMING "

Conversely, after intense study, the Iceman has concluded that Global Warming is caused by huge deposits of BULL (bleep) originating from DC.

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