: AMNESTY :

TEST DEVELOPED BY:
GRINGOS R US Inc.

OFFICES: TIJUNA, MEXICO

" THE NEW ECONOMIC OUTLOOK "

" SURVIVAL CARDS "

Thousands of "Evacuee's" are solely dependent upon these cards for daily necessities.

BUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! .......

IT'S NOT ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please give generously to the RED CROSS. They have handed out their own cards.

Some of the evacuee's have sobered up and are in desperate need of funds.

" IT'S ME .... CYNTHIA "

Ya might not recall ma face ... BUT ... when me gets ta flappin my gums, ya won't never, ever, forget.

ICEMAN: SHUT UP !!!!!

" CAN'T WE ALL JUST ..... "

MEXICANS: We want the South West.

There's more of us here than Americans and most of the people speak Spanish anyway ....... and we're tired of digging tunnels.

FRENCH: We want the whole place.

If it wasn't for us, you'd have a king. Besides, you don't know how to cook and your wine sucks.

ENGLISH: As far as we're concerned, your still a colony. You just invented Dentistry.

CUBANS: (refer to Mexicans) only we're tired of swimming 90 miles
and we know how to make cigars.

RUSSIANS: We want you to give back Alaska. We don't have enough room.

ARABS: We just want to blow all the infidels to hell.

AMERICAN INDIANS: GET THE (BLEEP) OUT OF OUR YARD!!!

" HOW IT WORKS "

U.S.: We send all manufacturing jobs to China and eliminate the labor.
Foreign Country: They send stuff back to us to buy.

U.S.: We send all our computer repair info and data entry work to India and eliminate the labor.
Foreign Country: We call them for help and get zilch.

U.S.: We hire all Sea Port Security from foreign countries and eliminate the labor.
Foreign Country: We check for bugs and baby nukes.

U.S.: We welcome Mexican immigrants and eliminate more work.
Foreign Country: We get 20 million illegals.

U.S.: We protect Arab lands with our military and eliminate their threats.
Foreign Country: We get 65 dollar a barrel oil.

U.S.: We free and rebuild entire countries and eliminate oppression.
Foreign Country: We get labeled "aggressor".

U.S.: We vacation in poor countries and cruise on foreign ships.
Foreign Country: We get kidnapped, raped and murdered.

...... now you have the opportunity, as does your significant other (if either of you still have a job) to work 60+ hours a week and maybe make ends meet. If your retired ...... I'd kinda check on that pension thing once in a while.
Aaaahhhh, the benefits we reap from the Global business. Dontcha love it!
Looks like we shoulda had the "Donald" in there someplace. What the (Bleep).