BleepBlog

2011-12-03T01:28:00.000-08:00

WHAT A SHOCK

THE GOVT. HAS OFFERED TO BUY BACK THE VOLTS.

NO!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUESS IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF LITTLE BARRYS ERRORS.

NO BIG DEAL.

HOW MUCH CAN THIS COST

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-11-26T06:53:00.000-08:00

NOPE !!!!!!!!

2011-11-24T05:25:00.000-08:00

FROM

ONE TURKEY

#1 TURKEY

2011-11-14T05:52:00.000-08:00

INSIDER TRADING

SO WE MAKE A FEW HUNDRED GRAND IN A DAY NOW AND THEN.

DOESN'T EVERYBODY?

DO WE HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON THESE LITTLE HITS?

2011-11-09T04:50:00.000-08:00

ARTHRITUS

2011-11-07T08:38:00.000-08:00

ITALIA

2011-10-31T06:05:00.000-07:00

MIKEY

CAPITALIZM HAS GOT TO GO ....

AS LONG AS MY MILLIONS DON'T GO WITH IT.

MAN .... !!! I GOT ABOUT 8 MILES OF FILM OF THIS WALL STREET STUFF ALREADY TO MAKE MY NEXT 2 OR 3 FLICKS.

I NEED A JELLY DOUGHNUT.

IS THERE AN OCCUPIED STARBUCKS CLOSE BY???

2011-10-27T09:07:00.000-07:00

UNOCCUPIED

OCCUPY PROTESTER

2011-10-22T05:39:00.000-07:00

YES WE CAN !!!!!!

OOOOPS!!!!!!!!!

NO WE CAN'T !!!!!!!!

2011-10-21T15:38:00.000-07:00

GOOD NEWS

EVEN THOUGH A ZILLION RAYS AND RADS ARE SHOOTING THROUGH YOUR DOME EVERY DAY ... THERE'S JUST NO WAY YOUR GOING TO GET BRAIN CANCER.

YOUR EYEBALLS MIGHT ROT ... BUT YOU DFINITELY WILL NOT GET BRAIN CANCER. DEFINITELY .... DEFINITELY ... NOT. WELL??

2011-10-14T04:57:00.000-07:00

WHAT CAN I SAY???

2011-10-04T05:15:00.000-07:00

BILLIONAIRE

I KNOW .... I KNOW. I'LL BET AT LEAST A HUNDRED OF YOU CAN TELL ME THAT THOUSANDS DON'T HAVE TWO CENTS LEFT ..... BUT JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE ..............................................................................................................

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SO HOW ARE THOSE PHILLIES DOIN?

2011-09-22T06:08:00.000-07:00

ONSTAR

IT NOW KNOWS:

WHERE YOUR GOING

WHERE YOU WENT

HOW FAR YOU DRIVE

YOUR DRIVING HABITS

IF YOU USED SEATBELTS

ALL KINDS OF STUFF

PHONE CALLS

PROBABLY KNOWS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN MOM DID

ISN'T THAT GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEY SELL THAT INFO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-09-21T06:55:00.000-07:00

TRUST ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-09-16T06:19:00.000-07:00

WHAT A SHAME.

THE ICEMAN IS GOING TO MISS:

WAITING IN LINE FOREVER

THE LONG FACES ON NASTY DRONES THAT GREET YOU

THOSE INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS WITH WORKERS THAT HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A CINDERBLOCK

THE LATE MAIL

THE CRUNCHED MAIL

THE MISSING MAIL

THE LOST MAIL

THE MORE THAN REASONABLE COST OF MAILING A LETTER WHICH RISES YEARLY

AND OF COURSE, WE'LL ALL MISS CONTRIBUTING BILLIONS MORE EACH YEAR TO KEEP THE INCOMPETENT SYSTEM ALIVE

THANK GOODNESS WE STILL HAVE THE DMV

2011-09-11T02:58:00.000-07:00

OK!!!!!

SO I PUT MY APPLICATION IN EARLY, JUST IN CASE THINGS DON'T WORK OUT.

TROUBLE IS, THEY DON'T THINK I HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE FOR THIS JOB EITHER.

2011-09-11T02:10:00.000-07:00

2011-09-06T12:05:00.000-07:00

SPEECH

2011-09-02T09:23:00.000-07:00

ARE YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?????

2011-08-30T05:29:00.000-07:00

WARNING

IF YOU BEGIN TO WAKE AT THE CRACK OF DAWN AND FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO CROW

........ THAT'S A SUREFIRE INDICATION THAT YOU HAVE BIRD FLU

YOU'VE LISTENED TO ONE TOO MANY OBAMA SPEECHES.

2011-08-26T17:04:00.000-07:00

INSTRUCTIONS:

2011-08-24T10:48:00.000-07:00

HEY BARRY!!!!!!!!

GEORGE DID NOT DO THIS!

IT'S KINDA LIKE A GRAPHIC PICTURE OF THE ECONOMY.

2011-08-21T15:16:00.000-07:00

GOTCHA!!!!!!!

2011-08-18T08:46:00.000-07:00

THINGS R CHANGING

2011-08-15T17:30:00.000-07:00

THE CITY OF

BROTHERLY LOVE

GUNFIRE

AND NOW

MOBS!!!!!!

2011-08-09T07:16:00.000-07:00

2011-08-09T05:12:00.000-07:00

SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SEEMS.

WAIT'LL I GET RE-ELECTED.

2011-08-05T02:16:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARRY!!!

HOW'S THIS FOR A CHANGE!!????

ALL 401 Ks WILL NOW BE REFERRED TO AS

201Ks

2011-08-04T05:02:00.000-07:00

OF COURSE

CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO ...........

STRIKE THAT.

2011-07-29T05:46:00.000-07:00

GOOD OL NAN

ALWAYS LOOKIN OUT FOR US

REGULAR HUMAN BEANS.

2011-07-27T04:30:00.000-07:00

WACKY WU

GOOD THING WE HAVE SO MANY GENIUS' AND FINANCIAL WIZARDS RUNNING THE COUNTRY HUGGH!!!!!

OTHER THAN THAT ..... WE'D BE IN REAL TROUBLE.

2011-07-16T10:30:00.000-07:00

OLD NAN ISN'T THAT CONCERNED ABOUT THE COUNTRY GOING BROKE.

IF IT DOES ...... SHE'LL JUST GO OUT WITH THE HUBBY AND BUY ANOTHER ONE.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

2011-07-07T15:20:00.000-07:00

JUSTICE

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2011-06-21T07:36:00.000-07:00

NEW STUDY

HANG YOUR ARM OUT THE WINDOW ..... YOU GET CANCER.

SO WATCH OUT.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CONVERTIBLE ..... YOUR TOAST.

IF YOU JOG ...... TOAST.

GOLF ........ TOAST.

GO FOR A WALK ....... TOAST.

SUNBATHE ..... BURNT TOAST.

RELAX ......... LIGHT UP A SMOKE (LUNG CANCER)....... GET ON YOUR CELL (BRAIN CANCER) ........ SIT BACK ON YOUR NEW SOFA (CHEMICAL CANCER AGENTS) .... TURN ON THE TV ( RADIATION CANCER) ............ AND CHECK IF A METEOR IS GOING TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE CONTAMINATED OCEAN BEFORE OR AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE HITS.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

2011-06-15T07:35:00.000-07:00

DOES ANTHONY HAVE ANY OTHER HOBBIES??

2011-06-09T08:10:00.000-07:00

WEINER ASKED WILLY FOR STRAIGHT TALK AND APOLOGIZED FOR GETTING CAUGHT.

2011-06-06T03:22:00.000-07:00

BRAND NEW STUDY

THE INTERNET IS KILLING US

OK ..... SO FIRST THINGS FIRST.

LET'S FIGURE OUT WHAT'S NOT KILLING US.

AFTER SITTING DOWN, LIGHTING UP A SMOKE AND FOCUSING ON THE PROBLEM, THE ICEMAN HAS COMPOSED THIS LIST .... AND HERE IT IS.

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DONE AND DONE.

2011-06-02T04:53:00.000-07:00

WEINER WEEK

2011-05-26T04:56:00.000-07:00

BLAGO TRIAL

A TRIBUTE TO POLITICIANS EVERYWHERE.

2011-05-26T03:57:00.000-07:00

QUESTIONS ?????????

ANYONE !!!!!???????????

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:

HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE PREDICTING THE END OF THE WORLD .............................

BUT ..............

HE DID PICK UP ABOUT A 100 MILLION BUCKS WHILE MAKING HIS PREDICTIONS.

2011-05-23T12:41:00.000-07:00

IRISH BARRY

2011-05-22T05:00:00.000-07:00

REALLY????

WELL!! ......... MAYBE.

I HEAR BARRY JUST HIRED 4 MORE SOCIALISTS YESTERDAY.

2011-05-20T11:04:00.000-07:00

IF WE'RE NOT HERE TOMORROW .....

WE'RE PROBABLY OUT PLANKING SOMEWHERE.

2011-05-18T04:39:00.000-07:00

SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW'S IT GOIN???

LIGHT BULB - $50.00

STAMP - $ .42

CUP OF COFFEE- $1.50

MOVIE - $12.00

GAS - $4.25 GAL

SMOKES - $9.00 PACK

GROCERIES - $200+ WK

UNEMPLOYMENT - 9%

FORCLOSURE-MILLIONS

DEFICIT - TRILLIONS

NOTHING LIKE CHANGE HUH !!!!!!!??????????????

2011-05-04T17:14:00.000-07:00

SECRET PHOTO

2011-05-02T07:25:00.000-07:00

OBL

2011-04-22T05:44:00.000-07:00

SUPER!!!!!!!!

BY THAT TIME WE WILL:

HAVE LEGALIZED MIND ALTERING, EVER SO HEALTHY GRASS.

BE RADIATED BY AGING NUCLEAR POWERPLANTS.

DEVELOPED MULTIPLE BRAIN TUMORS FROM CELL PHONES AND COMPUTER MONITORS.

AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST

CURED BOTH SHAKING LEG SYNDROME AND DANDRUFF

2011-04-21T03:15:00.000-07:00

IT'S MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE NOW TO FILL UP YOUR U-HAUL WHEN YOUR HOME IS IN FORCLOSURE.

2011-04-21T03:08:00.000-07:00

2011-04-04T03:26:00.000-07:00

FINALLY

RECESSIONS OVER

2011-03-25T06:48:00.000-07:00

AND I'M TELLIN YA ONE MORE TIME ......... THERE'S NO

RADIATION HERE !!!!!

WE'RE JUST POWER WASHING DECKS & STUFF.

2011-03-17T07:37:00.000-07:00

2011-03-09T04:32:00.000-08:00

VICTIM

2011-03-03T08:03:00.000-08:00

GOOD NEWS

OUR BELOVED POSTAL SERVICE IS ONLY SHORT .............

$6,800,000,000.00

THIS YEAR.

PRIMARILY DUE TO THE EXCELLENT SERVICE WE RECEIVE AND THE LOWER WAGES AND BENEFITS PAID TO OUR POSTAL WORKERS.

THE BAD NEWS:

IN ORDER TO PROVIDE THIS OUTSTANDING SERVICE AND MANAGEMENT, WE HAVE TO INCREASE THE STAMPS TO .46. WE'RE KINDA THINKING ABOUT JUST ROUNDING IT OFF TO ABOUT $2.00 A STAMP SO WE WON'T HAVE TO RAISE IT NEXT YEAR. WHATA U TINK?

DONTCHA JUST LOVE HOW PROFITABLE THE GOVT RUNS THINGS.

YOU STILL WONDERING WHY WE'RE BROKE??

2011-03-01T07:44:00.000-08:00

STATE & FEDERAL

UNION

PROS':

EVERYBODY SHOULD BE RICH

NO ONE IS FORCED TO WORK

CONS':

COUNTRY IS BROKE

STATE IS BROKE

CITY IS BROKE

TOWN IS BROKE

TAXPAYER IS BROKE

IT TAKES A COUNTRY TO RAISE A TAXPAYER.

2011-02-21T08:26:00.000-08:00

YUP ..... ME MADE A

DOCUMENTARY ABOUT

WILLY

NOW ME LEG ISN'T TINGELING OVER WILLY LIKE IT WAS FOR BARRY

BUT

ME THINKS I'M GETTING AN ERECTION..... ESPECIALLY WHEN WILLY TALKS ABOUT MONICA ..... YOU KNOW ...... RIGHT BEFOR HE WAS IMPEACHED AND DISBARRED.

WHAT A GUY ..... WHAT A GUY !!!!!!!!!!!

PRESIDENT OF THE WHOLE WORLD. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO WOULDN'T BE EXCITED HUH??

2011-02-10T06:10:00.000-08:00

BLESS ME

2011-02-07T04:15:00.000-08:00

SURE ... SURE ... SURE

RIGHT..RIGHT..RIGHT.. RIGHT

SOME PEOPLE HAVE A

SILVER TONGUE.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE A

GOLDEN TONGUE.

THIS MUST BE

PLATINUM

2011-02-02T10:10:00.000-08:00

RED LIGHT

CAMERA

THESE CAMERA'S HAVE REDUCED ACCIDENTS BY 25%.

ISN'T THAT GREAT!!??

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY YOUR CAR INSURANCE HAS DROPPED SO DRAMATICALLY.

IT ALSO FREES UP A LITTLE TIME TO MAKE AN EXTRA DOUGHNUT RUN.

2011-01-29T03:31:00.000-08:00

4 SALE

2011-01-22T05:54:00.000-08:00

KEITH

WE'LL MISS YOU KEITH.

WE WISH YOU WELL AND THAT YOU CONTINUE YOUR THERAPY.

2011-01-18T05:30:00.000-08:00

BOW WOW

2011-01-18T03:42:00.000-08:00

WACKY - WIKI

J. EDGAR HOOVER WOULD LOVE THIS GUY EXCEPT WHEN HE GIVES THE ENEMY ALL OUR SECRETS OR NAMES CROSS DRESSERS AND HOMOSEXUALS IN HIGH OFFICE.

ANYWAY ..... WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO KNOW WHERE WEALTHY & POWERFUL PEOPLE KEEP THEIR NESTEGGS?

THE ICEMAN THINKS EVERYONE SHOULD ENJOY THAT HUGE

1% INTEREST

YOU CAN EARN FROM YOUR MODEST SAVINGS ....... DON'T FORGET .... YA STILL HAVE TA PAY UNCLE SAM HIS PORTION OF THAT GIANT WINDFALL.

YOU REALLY DON'T BELIEVE TAX FREE FAMILY FORTUNES ARE HIDDEN AWAY ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE IN THE GOOD OLE USA DO YOU? LOL

SO .... HOW'S THAT JOB SEARCH THING GOIN?

2011-01-16T07:54:00.000-08:00

POLITICALY CORRECT

2011-01-16T07:28:00.000-08:00

BOO HOOOOO

2011-01-12T06:52:00.000-08:00

2011-01-06T08:19:00.000-08:00

GOOD OL NAN

I'M JUST SOOO PROUD OF WHAT I'VE MANAGED TO DO.

ALL WE GOTTA DO NOW IS FIGURE A WAY OUTA THIS BANKRUPTCY THINGY.

HEY!!!!!!!! DO I STILL GET MY PLANE?

(BLEEEPPPP)

2011-01-05T05:52:00.000-08:00

Y????????????

BIRDS FALL OUT OF THE SKY ....... THOUSANDS OF FISH DIE.

NO ONE KNOWS Y FOR SURE.

ULTIMATELY, THERE'S ONLY ONE OBVIOUS CONCLUSION ....

"SECOND HAND SMOKE"

2010-12-31T05:35:00.000-08:00

IT'S HERE

EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT BE BEHIND THE TIMES WITH ALL THE NEW GIZMOS ..... THIS IS THE LATEST AND THE GREATEST.

IT'S EVEN BEING THREATENED ALREADY BY WARNINGS OF SEVERE EYE DAMAGE.

THE ICEMAN HASN'T YET MASTERED THE USE OF HIS CELL PHONE GADGET. HE CAN'T SEE THE LETTERS AND NUMBERS AND SUFFERS FROM EYE STRAIN AS A RESULT. IS THAT CONSIDERED EYE DAMAGE?

WHAT'S A HOLOGRAM?

2010-12-30T10:43:00.000-08:00

DONTCHA JUST LOVE NY

YOU CAN BUY A MAYORS OFFICE IF YA GOT ENOUGH BUCKS.

YOU CAN GET PAID SUPER BIG BUCKS FROM A UNION AND SLEEP ON THE JOB.

YOU CAN SHOVEL SNOW TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT.

AND ABOVE ALL ...... YA GET TA PAY REALLY LOW TAXES.

YUP!! IF YA LOVE SNOW JOBS

THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE.

2010-12-27T07:11:00.000-08:00

SECURETY CHECK

# 1

CRANIAL

STEP # 2

DUAL PURPOSE.

BOMB CHECK & PROSTATE EXAM

STEP # 3

CLASSIFIED

2010-12-21T18:32:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas

All

2010-12-17T07:42:00.000-08:00

---- NON-VITE ----

BARRY: SO WE'RE NOT INVITED TO THE BIG SHINDIG EHHH!!???

I GOT NEWS FOR YA BABE .... WE WER'NT GOIN TO INVITE YOU TO GO ON THE PILGRIMAGE TO MECCA EITHER .... SO THERE!!!!

2010-12-13T03:54:00.000-08:00

NEWS

FROM THE SURGEON GENERAL

SHE HAS COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT ONE (1) PUFF WILL DEFINITELY KILL BOTH YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND MAY ELIMINATE ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.

THE SG RECOMMENDS SWITCHING TO GRASS ASAP.

SHE WILL MAKE A FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING HER NEXT THERAPY SESSION.

2010-12-11T04:16:00.000-08:00

BEST BUDS

BARRY & WILLY

2010-12-09T02:46:00.000-08:00

-VERMICULITE-

THE LATEST CANCER CAUSING THREAT.

WELL? IT HAPPENS TO BE IN EVERYTHING FROM SOUP TO NUTS IN THE US. THINGS LIKE ALL THE ATTIC INSULATION ACROSS THE COUNTRY .... GARDEN FERTILIZERS ... ETC.

SOOOOO .... LET'S ADD THIS ONE TO OUR LIST OF CANCER CAUSING AGENTS ....... CHEMICALS IN OUR FURNITURE, RUGS, DRAPES, CLOTHING, DRY CLEANING, AUTO UPHOLSTERY, EXHAUST, HAIR DYES, COSMETICS, FOOD PRESERVATIVES, PAINT, SHEETROCK, XRAYS, CT SCANS, AIR, WATER .............................................

AND HERE, THE ICEMAN THOUGHT THE BIG KILLER WAS IN HIS SMOKES .... SILLY ME.

KEEP YOUR CHIN UP ..... NOW WE'RE TOLD AN ASPRIN CAN PROTECT YOU FROM A LOT OF THIS STUFF ........ AT LEAST UNTIL SOME CLOWN TELLS US HOW DANGEROUS ASPRIN IS.

AMAZING!! ISN'T IT? NOW .... INSTEAD OF JUST US SMOKERS HAVING TO LEAVE THE HOUSE IF YA WANNA SMOKE ......... EVERYBODY WILL BE OUTDOORS BECAUSE THE OL HACIENDA IS DANGEROUS. OH OH ..... WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE AIR?? .... AND FOR PETES SAKE DON'T DRINK FROM THE FAUCET ...... JUST WATER FROM ONE OF THOSE DUPONT PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES.

2010-12-04T06:19:00.000-08:00

5 REASONS

2010-11-30T02:01:00.000-08:00

BARNEYS DREAM JOB

2010-11-22T10:38:00.000-08:00

PATDOWN PANTIE

PROTECTION

GUARD AGAINST OVERLY FRIENDLY PATDOWNS BEFORE FLYING THE FRIENDLY SKIES.

2010-11-19T08:24:00.000-08:00

CHA ..CHA... CHARLIE !!!

2010-11-17T05:42:00.000-08:00

VACATION PHOTO

2010-11-17T04:33:00.000-08:00

HOW TO GAUGE

INTELLIGENCE

GET ADMITTED TO HARVARD AND ATTEND FOR

FREE

BE ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH

BECOME HEAD OF LAW REVIEW

(WE ALL REMEMBER THE PEOPLE WHO HELD THIS POSITION)

AND THE #1 SIGN OF HYPER INTELLECT ...........................

THE ABILITY TO READ A TELEPROMPTER.

IF YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THESE THINGS ....... YOU WILL BE RECOGNIZED WORLDWIDE AS A GENIUS AND STAND A VERY GOOD CHANCE OF BECOMING PRESIDENT.

2010-11-11T04:45:00.000-08:00

IN HONOR OF

VETERANS DAY

2010-11-09T05:20:00.000-08:00

HOME ALONE

BARRY'S OUT GALAVANTING AROUND AGAIN. LEFT ME HERE BY MYSELF WITH NOTHIN TA DO.

I KNOW!!! I'M GONNA HAVE A BIG MEETING ABOUT OUR BEIN TRANSPARENT AND STUFF.

ICEMAN: ARE YA GONNA LET DA MEDIA IN ON THIS ONE JOJO??

DON'T THINK SO. IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF OUR "CLOSED DOOR" MEETINGS THAT FOCUS' ON OUR "TRANSPARENCY". NOW GET LOST.

2010-11-07T06:01:00.000-08:00

BIG NEWS

CT SCAN

REDUCES THE RISK OF LUNG CANCER BY 20%.

SIDE EFFECTS:

CONTRACTING A VARIETY OF ALL TYPES OF OTHER CANCERS FROM CT SCAN.

NOTE:

NOT TO WORRY. YOUR HMO PROBABLY WON'T COVER COST OF CT SCAN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

THE SMOKING LAMP IS LIT.

2010-11-04T03:34:00.000-07:00

CONGRATS

TO HAPPY HARRY.

NEVADA SENATOR

THE PROUD STATE THAT BOASTS THE HIGHEST UNEMPLOYMENT AND FORECLOSURES IN THE NATION WOULD JUST HAVE TO RE-ELECT THEIR GUY.

I MEAN .... DUUUGHHH!!!

MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE AIR??

ANYWAY .... WECOME BACK HARRY. LET US KNOW WHICH WAR WE WILL LOSE NEXT.

2010-11-03T06:35:00.000-07:00

OOUUCCHH!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-11-01T04:43:00.000-07:00

.......... TIP .........

2010-10-27T03:42:00.000-07:00

WHY!!! WHY!! WHY!

GEE!!!!!!!

I DUNNOOO BARRY

MAYBE THESE PEOPLE AREN'T AS DUMB AS YOU THINK.

2010-10-22T14:13:00.000-07:00

YUP ...... LOOKS LIKE BUBBA LOST THE LAUNCH CODES FOR OUR NUCLEAR MISSILES FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS.

NO BIG DEAL ...... REALLY.

REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU MISPLACED YOUR CAR KEYS??

GEORGE MUST A HID EM SOMEWHERE ..... YEAH .... THAT GEORGE .... WHAT A PRANKSTER!

BETTER CHECK WITH MONICA ANYWAY. DON'T WANT HER NUKEING ANYBODY BY ACCIDENT.

SO HILLARY ........ WHAT'S NEW?

2010-10-22T07:09:00.000-07:00

HAPPY HARRY

RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE INVENTOR OF THE INTERNET.

THIS IS SOMETHING LIKE A FIREMAN THAT HAPPENS TO BE A ...............

PYROMANIAC

2010-10-19T11:24:00.000-07:00

DON'T

2010-10-18T04:32:00.000-07:00

2010-10-17T08:28:00.000-07:00

NOW THERE'S A

DEMOCRAT

YOU CAN BELIEVE IN !!!!!!!!!!!

2010-10-09T04:34:00.000-07:00

UUGGHHH OOHH!!!!!!!!!

2010-10-04T16:00:00.000-07:00

THEIR HEERRREEE!!!!!

WATCHING THOSE GOLD ADS ON TV LATELY?? BRING IN YOUR OLD .... UNWANTED GOLD FOR REAL DOLLARS!!!!

WELL FOLKS ... NOW YOU CAN BRING THOSE OLD WORTHLESS DOLLARS AND BUY REAL GOLD ....

FROM NO LESS THAN A

VENDING MACHINE !!!!!!

ISN'T THAT GREAT ??!!!!!!

I WONDER ...... CAN YOU THEN START THE PROCESS ALL OVER AGAIN ??????

2010-10-01T03:39:00.000-07:00

A MATCH MADE IN .....

2010-10-01T02:46:00.000-07:00

FREE

FREE AT LAST

LOOKS LIKE BARRYS OFF AND RUNNING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL ALREADY.

THANK GOODNESS HE'S NOT BRINGING ANYTHING UP ABOUT RACE.

AMAZING.

IT TOOK A HUNDRED YEARS TO FREE THE SLAVES, BUT IT ONLY TOOK 18 MONTHS TO RUIN A COUNTRY.

2010-09-30T03:20:00.000-07:00

2010-09-27T04:32:00.000-07:00

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