AND I'M TELLIN YA ONE MORE TIME ......... THERE'S NO

RADIATION HERE !!!!!

WE'RE JUST POWER WASHING DECKS & STUFF.

VICTIM

GOOD NEWS

OUR BELOVED POSTAL SERVICE IS ONLY SHORT .............

$6,800,000,000.00

THIS YEAR.

PRIMARILY DUE TO THE EXCELLENT SERVICE WE RECEIVE AND THE LOWER WAGES AND BENEFITS PAID TO OUR POSTAL WORKERS.

THE BAD NEWS:

IN ORDER TO PROVIDE THIS OUTSTANDING SERVICE AND MANAGEMENT, WE HAVE TO INCREASE THE STAMPS TO .46. WE'RE KINDA THINKING ABOUT JUST ROUNDING IT OFF TO ABOUT $2.00 A STAMP SO WE WON'T HAVE TO RAISE IT NEXT YEAR. WHATA U TINK?

DONTCHA JUST LOVE HOW PROFITABLE THE GOVT RUNS THINGS.

YOU STILL WONDERING WHY WE'RE BROKE??

STATE & FEDERAL

UNION

PROS':

EVERYBODY SHOULD BE RICH

NO ONE IS FORCED TO WORK

CONS':

COUNTRY IS BROKE

STATE IS BROKE

CITY IS BROKE

TOWN IS BROKE

TAXPAYER IS BROKE

IT TAKES A COUNTRY TO RAISE A TAXPAYER.