BARNEYS DREAM JOB

PATDOWN PANTIE

PROTECTION

GUARD AGAINST OVERLY FRIENDLY PATDOWNS BEFORE FLYING THE FRIENDLY SKIES.

CHA ..CHA... CHARLIE !!!

VACATION PHOTO

HOW TO GAUGE

INTELLIGENCE

GET ADMITTED TO HARVARD AND ATTEND FOR

FREE

BE ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH

BECOME HEAD OF LAW REVIEW

(WE ALL REMEMBER THE PEOPLE WHO HELD THIS POSITION)

AND THE #1 SIGN OF HYPER INTELLECT ...........................

THE ABILITY TO READ A TELEPROMPTER.

IF YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THESE THINGS ....... YOU WILL BE RECOGNIZED WORLDWIDE AS A GENIUS AND STAND A VERY GOOD CHANCE OF BECOMING PRESIDENT.

IN HONOR OF

VETERANS DAY

HOME ALONE

BARRY'S OUT GALAVANTING AROUND AGAIN. LEFT ME HERE BY MYSELF WITH NOTHIN TA DO.

I KNOW!!! I'M GONNA HAVE A BIG MEETING ABOUT OUR BEIN TRANSPARENT AND STUFF.

ICEMAN: ARE YA GONNA LET DA MEDIA IN ON THIS ONE JOJO??

DON'T THINK SO. IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF OUR "CLOSED DOOR" MEETINGS THAT FOCUS' ON OUR "TRANSPARENCY". NOW GET LOST.

BIG NEWS

CT SCAN

REDUCES THE RISK OF LUNG CANCER BY 20%.

SIDE EFFECTS:

CONTRACTING A VARIETY OF ALL TYPES OF OTHER CANCERS FROM CT SCAN.

NOTE:

NOT TO WORRY. YOUR HMO PROBABLY WON'T COVER COST OF CT SCAN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

THE SMOKING LAMP IS LIT.

CONGRATS

TO HAPPY HARRY.

NEVADA SENATOR

THE PROUD STATE THAT BOASTS THE HIGHEST UNEMPLOYMENT AND FORECLOSURES IN THE NATION WOULD JUST HAVE TO RE-ELECT THEIR GUY.

I MEAN .... DUUUGHHH!!!

MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE AIR??

ANYWAY .... WECOME BACK HARRY. LET US KNOW WHICH WAR WE WILL LOSE NEXT.

OOUUCCHH!!!!!!!!!!!

.......... TIP .........