ON VACATION !!!!!

THEY TELL ME THE WATERS CONTAMINATED UP HERE.

SOB!!!!!!

IT WASN'T ME !!!!!!!!!!!

BUSH MUSTIVE BEEN UP HERE LAST WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH .... THAS RIGHT ...... IT WAS GEORGE.

HHEEERRREEESS

CARL !!!!

HEAD OF

PHILLY HOUSING AUTHORITY

SALARY ..... NOW THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT JOB ........

SO

HE GETS A BIGGER SALARY THAN THE MAYOR OF THE CITY

AND

THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE ........ COMBINED

ANYWAY ........ CARL DOESN'T SEEM TO LIKE PAYING HIS MORTGAGE ON HIS QUAINT, COMFY LITTLE $650,000.00 CONDO.

HE SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER MOVING INTO ONE OF THOSE NEW LOW INCOME APARTMENTS THEIR BUILDING IN WEST PHILLY. THEIR ONLY $380,000.00 A PIECE.

DONTCHA JUST LOVE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCAN MAN

THE GOVT. SAYS WE DO NOT TAKE OR SAVE NAKED FULL BODY SCANS ...... HOWEVER ..... WE HAPPEN TO HAVE SAVED 45,000 NAKED FULL BODY SCANS.

THEY ARE NOT CLEAR NAKED FULL BODY SCANS ...... BUT ....... TAKE FOR INSTANCE THIS ONE NAKED FULL BODY SCAN I HAPPEN TO CARRY FOR GOOD LUCK ...... LOOK AT THE ASS ON THIS CHICK !!!!!!

IN-LAWS

THE WEDDING OF THE YEAR IS OVER.

THE IMPEACHED AND DISBARRED EX-PRESIDENT HIT IT OFF IMMEDIATELY WITH THE SON-IN-LAWS DAD ....

EX-CONGRESSMAN AND FELON.

THANK GOODNESS HE WAS JUST RELEASED FROM A 7 YEAR STINT FROM PRISON IN 08.

ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL. THE TWO FAMILIES STILL ENJOY FULL GOVERNMENT PENSIONS +++ AND WHAT'S REALLY GREAT IS THAT THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.

HELEN

AT LONG LAST ................

A MUSEUM WANTS A STATUE OF DEAR, DEAR HELEN .............

INSTEAD OF HIRING A SCULPTURE ARTIST .... THEIR TAKING BIDS FROM TAXIDERMISTS TO SAVE MONEY.