OLYMPIC ATHELETES

IN DESPERATE NEED OF CONDOMS.

THEY WERE ONLY ISSUED 100,000 TO LAST FOR 3 WEEKS.

APPARENTLY MOST ALL PARTICIPATE IN ONE COMMON IRONMAN SPORT.

NOW ..... IF THAT ACTIVITY WAS RECOGNIZED AS A COMPETITIVE SPORT ........ THE AUDIENCE WOULD SURELY SWELL.

THE WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE

JOKE.

30 MILLION UNINSURED

GOVT. PLAN INSURES EVERY LIVING SOUL IN USA.

SUPER!

WHO GONNA PAY FER IT?

DA UNINSURED - CAN'T PAY

ALL CITY, STATE AND FEDERAL WORKERS DON'T HAFTA PARTICIPATE ..... NO UNION WORKERS EITHER ......................

SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO............

I GUESS ........ THAT MEANS ........................................................................

NOT TO WORRY .............. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE UNEMPLOYED SOON ANYWAY.

SO KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED:

A TIGER CAUGHT KISSING SOMEONE OTHER THAN:

1 - A MISTRESS

2 - A PORN STAR

GREAT GOLF BALLS OF FIRE !!!!!

THANK GOODNESS IT'S MOM

AND NOT ........... ELTON JOHN.

IT WAS REPORTED TODAY:

THE IAEA

SUSPECTS

IRAN IS WORKING ON A NUCLEAR PAYLOAD.

DUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

WEALLY!!!??????

GOSH!! WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?

BUY REALLY DARK SUNGLASSES OR MAYBE DUCK & COVER AGAIN???

YOUR KIDDING ................... (O)

38% OF WOMEN

OVER 35

DON'T HAVE SEX !!!!

WHICH SHOWS TO GO YA ............

YOUR SCREWED BOYS.

THIS SEEMS TO BE THE MAIN REASON MOSTLY MEN BECOME POLITICIANS

OR ........... AT LEAST

PURSUE A LEGAL PROFESSION.

SOLAR FLARES PREDICTED

2011

NO DATES GIVEN BY THE MAYANS FOR THESE BUT WE PROBABLY CAN EXPECT A FEW FLARES AND PARTLY CLOUDY CONDITIONS TO ACCOMPANY THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2012.

THE BAD NEWS:

YOUR GPS WILL NOT BE SO TRUTHFUL IN 2011.

THE GOOD NEWS:

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET A YOUTHFUL TAN IN ABOUT 6 SECONDS.

CHICAGO EARTHQUAKE

SOME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THE GROUND IS GIVING WAY TO THE ENORMOUS WEIGHT OF BULL (BLEEP) EMINATING FROM THE CITY.

DC IS UNDER HIGH ALERT.

KEEP YOUR COOL

DIS AN DAT

DEM NORLINS FANS DEMONSTRATE CAPABILITY TO FRO A BALL GOOD AN COUNT TO

1

NOW WE GONNA BUILD ANOTHER HOUSE..........

MAYBE.

SO .......... HOW'S THAT

GLOBAL WARMING B S

WORKING OUT FOR YA AL.

SHOULDA STOPPED AFTER YA INVENTED THE INTERNET HUH?

YOUR COOL THOUGH DUDE. YA COLLECTED A HUNDRED MILL COLD CASH ON THIS CRAP.

NO MORE

SHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

THE ICEMAN CAN SEE NO PROBLEM AMONG THE TROOPS WITH THIS SOON TO BE "CHANGE" IN THE MILITARY. THEY WELCOME IT WITH OPEN ARMS.

ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, NO PROBLEM AT ALL, NONE, NADA, ZERO.

RIGHT. ..... NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

OK ..... SO EXACTLY WHEN DO WE BEGIN TO CO-HABIT WITH LITTLE LADY GRUNTS??

NEXT UP FOR DISCUSSION: BEASTIALITY IN THE BARRACKS.

AND ...... THE

WINNER

IS ..............................