CLIMATE CHANGE BLAME

STATE OF THE UNION

"THE ONE" ...... SAYS ........

RECESSION IS OVER.

VERY IMPRESSIVE!!

BARRY SHOULD REALLY MAKE AN EFFORT TO WATCH THE NEWS BETWEEN MAKING THE NEWS AND TV SPOTS. THIS IS LOOKING MORE LIKE A REALITY SHOW.

SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT NONE OF THIS CRAP AFFECTS CAN SNOOZE THROUGH IT.

OTHER ALTERNATIVES

1 - CHICAGO

2 - WASHINGTON

3 - CAMDEN

4 - WEST PHILLY

5 - BALTIMORE

6 - EAST LA.

7 - NEXT DOOR TO ERICS HOUSE

TINGEL GUY

I DON'T HAVE A PREJUDICED BONE IN MY HEAD!!

THAT'S NOT WHY MY NICKNAME IS BONEHEAD.

DA FACT IS, EVER SINCE I GOT THAT TINGELING IN ME LEG WHEN ME FIRST SAW BARRY, ME EYESIGHT GOT SCREWED UP.

ME ALSO HAVE TROUBLE WIT ME EARS BUT ME MOUTH STILL WORKS GOOD.

IN THE NEWS

SCIENTIST BELIEVES THE SEARCH FOR ET SHOULD BEGIN HERE ....... ON EARTH.

FROM ALL REPORTS ..... THE FOCUS WILL BE ON DC.

THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION HAS ADAMANTLY DISCOURAGED ANY INVESTIGATION AND IMMEDIATELY MOVED NANCY & HARRY TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

NEW VS OLD

THANK GOODNESS WE'VE FINALLY SETTLED THIS ISSUE.

AND A FINE FINE DECISION IT IS.

WE CAN NOT FORSEE ANY PROBLEM HERE.

M L K

SWITCHING

TO A HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE

NO PROBLEM.

NOTHING LIKE CHANGE.

TRANSPARENCY

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TRANSPARENT JOEY!!!!

JUST LIKE IT SAYS IN WEBSTERS DICTIONARY ...... YA CAN'T SEE OR HEAR A THING.

THAT'S WHAT WE PROMISED AND WE AIM TO DELIVER.

OH???? YOU THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING ELSE??

IDIOT.

JOISY !!!!!!

YA JUS CAN'T BEAT IT DUDE!!

NOW DAT LOTSA MA HOMEBOYS CAN'T AFFORD TA SMOKE NO MOO, DA TAX BOYS HAVE SEEN DA LIGHT.

NOW YA CAN LIGHT UP A JOINT AND AVOID THOSE UNCOMFORTABLE CUFFS.

YUP!!!! IT'S LEGAL IN JOISY!!!

DA TAX MAN HAS REPLACED YOUR CORNER DRUG DEALER!!!. AWESOME DUDE!!!!!

TOPPING DAT ..... WE EVEN GOTS OUR OWN "JERSEY SHORE" TV SHOW.

COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKES YA PROUD DON'T IT?????????????

SUICIDE !!!???

APPARENTLY SOME JELLO-MINDED INDIVIDUALS ARE EXPERIENCING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS AFTER SEEING THIS FLICK.

ALERT:

IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU .......

CONTACT YOUR NEAREST

GOP REPRESENTATIVE ASAP.

YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM LEFT-WING OVERDOSE COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS

"CRANIAL OBAMATERATION".

(A) BARRY TRUSTS HARRY

(B) HARRY IS EXPERIENCING HEART PALPITATIONS

(C) NAN THINKS SHE SHOULD BE IN THE CENTER

(D) NONE OF THE ABOVE

DONTCHA JUST FEEL ALL WARM & FUZZY WITH THIS BABE WATCHIN OUT FOR US??

PASS THE PEPTO PLEASE.

BLINDNESS

DON'T GET ALL UPSET OVER THIS NEW FIND.

TWO THINGS TO BE THANKFUL 4.

ONE: IF YOU MADE IT TO 80 .... YOU DON'T HAVE LUNG CANCER.

TWO: IF YOU ARE IN YOUR 80S ... YOU DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP) ANYWAY.

RETIREE'S SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER SWITCHING TO POT.

APPARENTLY THE YOUNG RESEARCH COMMUNITY HAS DECIDED IT'S NOT ONLY GOOD FOR YOU ...... IT'S CHEAPER ....... COOL ....... AND SOON TO BE LEGAL.

GOING THROUGH THIS LIFE STONED IS MUCH MORE PLEASANT AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS REALITY CRAP.

SENIOR ADVISOR

YUP. THE CHICS A DUDE.

I'M THINKIN ...... MAYBE HE/SHE WILL HOOK UP WIT BARNY.

THEN HE'LL HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS....... UNLESS OF COURSE ...... SHE/HE IS A LESBIAN.

NOW THAT'ID BE A CHANGE .... NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.