COWBOYS & GUYS

ROY ROGERS .... GENE AUTRY AND ESPECIALLY THE "DUKE"

WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS DEPICTION OF THE

AMERICAN COWBOY

NEXT YEAR WE WILL LOOK FORWARD TO A SENSITIVE FLICK ABOUT ABOUT A VERY LONELY

AFGHAN SHEEP HERDER

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY

RELAX

YOU'VE JUST FINISHED YOUR ANNUAL PHYSICAL.

FULL DENTAL X-RAY

CHEST X-RAY

FULL BODY MRI

CAT SCAN

AND NOW YOUR HAPPILY ON YOUR WAY TO SOME EXOTIC RESORT TO BATHE IN THE SUN .... RIGHT AFTER ..... THE FRIENDLY AIRPORT BODY SCAN...... ONE BEFORE LEAVING AND JUST ONE MORE ...... IF YOUR RIDE DOESN'T EXPLODE ..... FOR YOUR RETURN.

THE ICEMAN JUST DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE AS TO JUST WHERE ALL THIS CANCER IS COMING FROM.

REMEMBER .......... DON'T SMOKE ..... IT'S ALMOST AS THREATENING AS A HUGE ABSORBTION OF RADS.

SYSTEM WORKS!!!???

ICEMAN: BUT MS. NAPOLITANO .. THE TERRORIST GOT THROUGH OUR MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR AIRPORT SECURITY WITH A

BOMB

STRAPPED TO HIS LEG AND A CITIZEN CAPTURED HIM ON THE PLANE !!!!!!!

JAN: YUP!! AND WE DID GET HIM .. RIGHT AFTER THE PLANE LANDED.

ICEMAN: WELL ..... WHEN YA LOOK AT IT THAT WAY ...... I FEEL SAFER ALREADY..... AND I MIGHT ADD ... YOUR DOIN A GREAT JOB. A BIG THUMBS UP TO YOU BABE.

THAT BARRY !!!! HE SURE KNOWS HOW TA PICK EM.

PROOF !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE IN THIS COUNTRY CAN BECOME A SENATOR, VP, OR EVEN PRESIDENT.

AMERICA .............. WHAT A COUNTRY !!!!!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY THE CITIZENS REALLY APPRECIATE A GOOD JOKE.

Merry Christmas

AND YOU THOUGHT

ORGANIZED CRIME

WAS THE BIGGEST THREAT!!???

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S OLD CHICAGO.

CAPONE WOULD BE ENVIOUS.

HAPPY HARRY

OBAMACARE

ICEMAN: BUT BARRY .... NOBODY WANTS THIS HEALTHCARE.

BARRY: IT DON'T MAKE NO NEVERMIND TO ME ..... I WANT IT..... I WANT IT ..... I WANT IT.

ICEMAN: BARRY !!!!! NOBODY READ IT ..... NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS IN IT!!!!

BARRY: ME NEITHER ...... BUT NANCY & HARRY TELL ME IT'S PRETTY COOL. IN FACT ..... THEY MIGHT EVEN READ IT ONE DAY. ANYWAYS .... NONE A THIS CRAP WILL EFFECT ANYBODY IN GOVERNMENT.

ICEMAN: THAT'S A GIVEN.

YOU'VE GOT WHAT???!!!!!!

BRAIN CANCER

FROM WHAT??

THIS HERE X RAY SAYS MY CELL..

THAT'S BULL (BLEEP). YOU DON'T SMOKE.

TELL THEM YOU WANT AN MRI.

EVERBODY KNOWS YA ONLY GET CANCER FROM CIGS.

YA BEST CHECK THE RADS ON THAT THERE MRI CONTRAPTION AND PICK ME UP SOME WEED ON DA WAY HOME.

NEW

L.A. LAW

WILL LIMIT THE NUMBER OF MEDICAL-MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES.

THERE IS NO SET NUMBER BUT IT CAN NOT EXCEED THE TOTAL NUMBER OF STARBUCKS IN THE STATE OF COLIFORNEA.

PATIENTS ARE PLANING A PROTEST AT THE CAPITOL AS SOON AS SOMEONE RECALLS WHERE IT IS.

INCONVENIENT IDIOT

ICEMAN: BUT AL ..... THE CLIMATE WARMING DATA WAS FUDGED!!!

AL: NOOOOOOO!!!!

ICEMAN: YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!

AL: WELL ...... THAT ONLY MEANS ONE THING.

ICEMAN: AND WHAT'S THAT BIG AL?

AL: THE CLIMATES DEFINITELY COOLING AND WE BETTER PREPARE FOR IT.

ICEMAN: DID YOU LEAVE YOUR STRAIGHT-JACKET HOME???

HILLARY

OK !!!! SO IT WAS A LOUSY 5 OR 6 MILLION.

WHAT BETTER USE FOR STIMULOUS BUCKS.

AT THIS STAGE OF THE GAME .... NOBODY ILL NOTICE ANYWAYS.

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!

NO HEAVEN 4 U

CARDINAL: THATSA CORRECT!

NO HOMOSEXUALS OR TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE GONNA BE ALLOWED IN HEAVEN.

ICEMAN: HOW BOUT PEDOPHILES CARDINAL?

CARDINAL: DEY GET A COMPANY PASS.

ICEMAN: HOW BOUT A HOMOSEXUAL THAT MAKES BIG DONATIONS?

CARDINAL: DERS ALWAYS ROOM FOR NEGOTIATION.

COMING SOON

PENNSYLVANIA WILL SOON LEGALIZE POT.

YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED 6 PLANTS PER HOUSEHOLD ..... IF YOU GROW YOUR OWN ........

OR

YOU CAN BUY IT FROM A VARIETY OF STORE-FRONTS THAT WILL POP UP IN QUICK SUCCESSION.

ISN'T THAT GREAT!!!

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF BREAKING THAT NASTY CIGARETTE HABIT.

GOOD THING POT ISN'T HABIT FORMING.

MIKEY

I GUESS THAT'S IT THEN HUH.